@dc80 I'll get in on this. If you could make me a pure shooting SG with all the shooting tendencies. I'm hoping for the best scorer in the league with trash attributes in the other categories

Just put me on a team with the worst players so I can get as many shots as possible

Michail Antonio is unreal this season

Redefines the term “slapping my salmon” when the salmon is the one doing the slapping

havent listened to yb yet

but gherbo and rod for me

@rodsquad said in Market talk:

@Knezius please keep me updated for when prices on glue hands goes up sir

Probably once people can get their hands on Bron. will be few hours at least.

@jase ANNUAL full price cost of admission

@ogxsuave yeah it was pretty active at times when the sim was going thanks to @11wakawaka's enthusiastic play-by-plays.

I can only for 2k15 and 2k19 online , since I played the rest of the 2k's till 18 offline mostly.

I liked 2k15 my team a lot online. There were limits to player tiers you could use and I consistently could win and went up tiers. I never won the whole thing. But it wasn't bad

2k19 - i got roasted online , there were a few games that were close earlier in the year , but later it was too much to handle and I prefer on ball defense.

He's ready to take that starter step.

Next is the All-Star step.

@thekingcartii Hold Up

@thekingcartii The Rage is Real 🤣

I literally go out to jersey just to bet sometimes ☠️

@hollygrovemikey i agree with that for sure.

@kmart legit worst shit ive heard in a min lol

Not selling diamond contracts or putting one on starter Evo Tmac lol

I’ll never forget this day, woke up to this tragedy playing out live on the news, then had to go to work and do cold calls for a shitty ass telemarketing job…never got cussed out by so many strangers in my life. Quit that shit that day and never looked back. I remember consoling one of the older women at the office because her son was at the pentagon then they shipped him to NYC at ground zero (army man), and they told her to work or find a new job, she was in hysterics. People can be so fuckin shitty.

RIP to all of those who lost their lives that day, still doesn’t seem real after all these years.

@crackabydagram dreaming of the nhs then

ITS FUCKING RAINING HOLY SHIT

@sssnaps said in TheKingCartii's School Stories: Vol. 1:

@TheKingCartii im not gonna lie i need another one of these i gotta hear what happened with the girl

Second time I'm quoting this lol, got a somewhat big update ready for you guys. Gotta wait til the end of the month for it, but I'll definitely have it ready.

Here's a sneak peek of one of the headlines:

The crush...has a BOYFRIEND?

Shout out my boy @Thebay1 but it's still....

Lil Boom - Fuck Steph Curry (Official Music Video)

I haven’t heard that one.. but I’ve had several episodes of sleep paralysis which is frightening as fuck.. so I started sleeping with a TV on so my brain can distinguish between the sleep paralysis episode and what’s real.

Edit: might sound weird but in sleep paralysis your in a mode between sleep and awake.. so either the images on a tv won’t move, will be a blur, or be off completely.. when your awake the images and pictures move.

@errolzzz said in Needing a gaming chair:

@sssnaps I been sitting on it since I assembled it haven’t left yet lol

Man get ready to sweat some spotlights and ruin the smell 😂

Giannis
Kawhi
Ray Allen
Klay

@rodsquad said in The Oracle of Rod:

@bru64 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bruh on me this was the funniest shit ever. Jericho was goated during this run I’m crying

Oh yeah ! He was at his humorous best at this time !!

If she wasn’t pretty in the face no one would pay her any mind.

Hot olympians always get extra attention.

@jdealla said in hi guys:

@rapsanddrosefan sounds like someone we had to ban from here (twice)

I guess it was inevitable lol

@sssnaps said in Mount Rushmore of Spicy Chicken Sandwiches:

Bro hamburgers be tasting like beef

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Groundbreaking stuff right here

@impartevil said in Officers and paramedics have been indicted in the murder of Elijah McClain:

The road to becoming a police officer should be extremely difficult and they should have to pass multiple psychological exams. It seems that a lot of dudes become cops just to control and rule over other people and it's really disgusting. RIP

forreal

I used to shoot around after work around midnight if my ex was pissing me off and I didn't wanna see her. Rain and all

@ogxsuave 🤣 this shit almost made me spit out my coffee

I’ve been through breaking bad twice, great the first time, a little boring the second.

Never watched the wire, how many seasons is it?

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@nd13 said in In Your Opinion: Worst Video Game Of All-Time?:

2k21

2k18 was probably worse but this is close

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You can close this thread now.

Nahhh, this isn’t fair lmao.

We’ve got college super teams?

This thread is goated

@jdealla banana republics that evolved into Nicaraguan death squads and slavery but down south. The whole continent is racist despite the efforts Of Bolívar. The white man only offered lies and most leaders fell to America cooperations after the south America civil war ended. There is so much to this question that honestly in the end it's white people fighting for land that ain't there's and when they can't conquer and colonize they rape and pillage the resources. Sound familiar?

@ogstank_ said in A cool, but scary short video. “Robots”:

@508 oh yeah. What freaks me out tho is that billionaires are pitching ways to compete with the AI (google Musk’a NeuraLink chips he wants to put into brains) instead of preaching ethics and realizing the power of AI needs to have a cutoff point so it doesn’t back fire.

But nah, Musk selling you a chip that will decide your role in the working class society is the answer smh

Shit is def scary but Musk has said his chip is to cure shit. I guess it can alter your brain, might even cure paralysis.

#GIVEBACK #REPSTONKS #JUSTAKIDFROMTEXAS #LIVELAUGHLOVE

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@rodsquad

@thebay1 said in Who are your top 3 comedians ever?:

@Sssnaps

God damn man 😭

@thekingcartii said in 2K Hate Messages:

@bru64 said in 2K Hate Messages:

This guy thinks he is better at life because he lost a game .

That's the stupid part.

Dudes on the game be treating the game like it's real life. It's not.

You know why?

Because it's a fucking video game.

Yeah , social media plays a huge role in this. When people see so many videos being posted with all these awesome cards , beating players online, it subconsciously puts pressure on the person to be good at the game .

If they are not good at the game , they resort to the easiest defense possible. You have no life , use your mom's credit card and shit.

@thekingcartii said in Ask TheKingCartii Anything:

@nba2kpdx said in Ask TheKingCartii Anything:

Convertible

To answer your question.

Convertible is a nice choice. I finally got the chance to sit in one last week and experience the HTC mechanism. It looks like a transformer when the roof goes down.

No glass window to see the engine like the coupe though...

Yeah Microsoft is soft with the cuss words.

Laugh at how far 2KG has fallen from grace, salivating at the fact that we have thoroughly buried them.

@dc80 For me the Sims were an L too. They’re were way too short and we only got three compared to four last year (2 of which were 150 games each if I remember correctly).

@johnnyhimrod they almost got me wit it🤣

@ogxsuave @TheKingCartii happened !!

@sg24 said in Olympics 2021 Thread:

Tatum: fuck outta here 😅

@sssnaps I was able to order a PS5 from Gamestop last Wednesday for my brother in law. He had to get a bundle, but it was games that he wanted anyway and an extra controller. Nothing crazy. Have to be a reward member though.

@atgalex said in Let’s discuss this basketball play including Draymond:

France/USA
USA/France
Australia

Hey wish I was more confident in usa but I got it right

@dc80 said in Anyone go thru bad food poisoning before? Vorks dying man:

Think this thread cursed me lol. Woke up a few hours ago and got sick for 5 minutes straight. Stomach hurts like hell and gotta stay by the bathroom.

Don’t think it’s food poisoning, but damn this sucks.

I will send you only good THOUGHTS and some of my PRAYERS

Congrats man !!

@pedronqneves it’s tough, modern day rap is really regional sounding. Not a lot of crossover appeal to it.

@508 said in Your Favorite 2K Song Ever ?:

If cancer was audible

Santigold - Creator (Official Audio)

Ong

@dznasty said in Nothing is better than the bottom of a Drumstick Cone.:

Muddy Bites | Bite Sized Waffle Cones Filled with Chocolate! Muddy Bites | Bite Sized Waffle Cones Filled with Chocolate!

The best part of a sundae cone, now as a bite-sized snack. We took an experience that normally comes in a quantity of one, and let you enjoy it many times over. It's the best bite, over and over again.

@Petravork these. I bought a ton of them because they excited me.

They taste better after ice cream. Seriously disappointed me

@knezius I’d say Tatum is the best and most developed player out of that list right now, but Zion will be the most dominant and hardest player to guard. He’s a generational talent.

When there is sub optimal defense being played in the reg season , something is definitely wrong.

@dznasty depends on what shitcoin you’re into. Out of all so called shit coins… I think Shiba looks pretty good and of course xrp and xlm.

@billyincognito i wish Mickey would’ve stayed outta this, gotdamn that niggas trash as fuck to me.

My man Jericho must have been sleeping in these jokers 🤣🤣
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If niggas ain’t jerkin off Jordan it’s an insult lmao.

Here’s a shocker: Maybe other people just have other favorite players?

Jordan is the GOAT, but he’s not MY GOAT. Personally i like Lebrons game much more. I recognize Jordan’s greatness, but we all have our own favorite players for certain reasons…this might be what Malone is trying to say.

@juicy-j-8787 people still take everything he does serious lol

@petravork Facts like this always makes me think of the movie Jack
😭

@hollygrovemikey said in So I’ve found a picture….Tell me what you see and what it means:

@clarke_griffin And probably Lamelo Ball behind Ja.

That's MPJ's hairline 100%

McGregor and Khabib Being Best Friends 🤣 this vid is gold but the MW2 lobby part

KG and Bill mainly but I’m testing out AD. I don’t know why so many people don’t like KG. He does everything I need him to do on defense and on offense his catch and shoot release is fast.

@knezius

Well shit, that’s no fun.

@11wakawaka

Pedro hears Bron

Alert

@sg24 Eww

@errolzzz said in NBA 2K22 Wishlist:

2k wouldnt be like madden and give out 200k every week tho lol

Then no one would do them.

All around there were some fun fights. Glad that the football guy lost, and glad that poirier won.

Vooooooch is the BEST

@pedronqneves it’s not in order, but if it were…he’d probably still be placed there

@ogxsuave definitely

Ehh...I'll see how I'm feeling when the game actually drops.

If park and/or myteam is ass on 22, tho?

Pains me to say it, but I'll stick to 21.

Do you have another controller plugged in? It happened to me and I realized I had another one plugged in and on the ground with the joystick moving

I tried to used him but that jumper is just too slow with all these 7 footers with 7’5 wingspans

shawn michaels

@jdealla yea stinky will be down

@11wakawaka said in 2ku custom roster myleague RE-SIM:

@sssnaps well can you start it tommorow?

Nah I can't do it

Oh canada

DM Nate McMillan and Monty Williams coach cards

What does this mean

Good win hopefully he fights the champions now

@errolzzz nope it works with android as well

@juicy-j-8787 There's still massive shortages for certain components due to the pandemic which are hampering production.

I think Sony already said that PS5 supply issues will persist into 2022, and I'd imagine it's a similar story for Microsoft.

Combine that with rampant scalping and here we are.

Ben Wallace

All Non Shooters are outdated

@hollygrovemikey what happened

@dortthefort said in Is anyone into sports card investing?:

@ItsMeCaiden Found it
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Unfortunately Jeets rookies are pretty common. My sister just sold a bunch of those. She also had a few Mahomes rookies too that fetched a few hundred. Her and her husband used to buy boxes at Walmart and Target. Something you can't do anymore.

@dortthefort said in The most hated player in the NBA: Lebron James:

Can someone tell me what NY is?

Im sorry what

The goat and Jaguar running beside the profile pics is great work lol @jdealla

Bravo

Leo

@sssnaps said in Best channels/podcast on youtube:

Fabio Wibler is insane

Urban Freeride Lives 3 - Fabio Wibmer

Old school blue

@12th We’re sorry 😂

@dortthefort said in Coach K retiring:

“Retired” means Celtics new head coach.

I don’t think coach K will ever coach again if he stepping down from duke

What is going on with AMC?

What is going on Joe schmoe

I've never had an issue with DDrop. He goes way back to 2KMTC days too. One of the only fools who locked for Barkley in 2k17

@rodsquad yeah I expect Jake Paul to get his ass beat

@adobo you just replied to a deleted message
all hail

@rodsquad goes up there with the greatest tweets

@xzclaimer now this is dope

@508 how u gonna make me give a downvote the day i come back?

#firebrooks

@12th I’m only ten minutes into this video and man they fucked over Kwame. They all need to be exposed

@holygrail22 mmmmmmm yummmy

Lmao it’s all good tho it’s different from shooting in the gym

Please inform me if i won thanks 😂 Jk

UFOs are real. Governments have been posting graphic and video evidence of UFOs, so to say they’re not real and ignore the evidence is a personal preference. I will not try harder than that to convince anyone.

Bombshell UFO Report: U.S. Military Encounters UFOs ‘Every Day’ That Far Exceed Its Tech, Capabilities | The Daily Wire Bombshell UFO Report: U.S. Military Encounters UFOs ‘Every Day’ That Far Exceed Its Tech, Capabilities | The Daily Wire

Newsworthy quotes from the “60 Minutes” segment:

Lue Elizondo, former U.S. Military official that led the U.S. government’s effort to investigate UAP: “Imagine a technology that can do 600-to-700 g-forces, that can fly at 13,000 miles an hour, that can evade radar and that can fly through air and water and possibly space. And oh, by the way, has no obvious signs of propulsion, no wings, no control surfaces and yet still can defy the natural effects of Earth’s gravity. That’s precisely what we’re seeing.”

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As for aliens, the light that we see from stars visible in the night sky have travelled anywhere from hundreds of years to hundreds of trillions (??) of years to reach our eyes. Humans have only started the expedition few decades ago so it might take a while until we truly see a functioning alien civilization.

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wanna try h2h next year

@hollygrovemikey said in Tesla CEO Elon Musk suspends accepting Bitcoin as payment for Tesla cars:

@12th @Sssnaps things are looking up. Looks like Elon is about to accept Doge as Tesla payment. He says he’s working to improve the efficiency of the coin. Prices are about to Go up ⬆️
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Stonks

@benand1 said in This video is why wilt chamberlain is the most athletically gifted athlete in history:

He was a freak of nature and his speed would still stand out in today’s game, but most others on the court are much slower than any players today so it makes him seem even faster.

Considering wilt ran the 50 faster than some Olympian’s...it wouldn’t have mattered. Dude beat Jim brown in a race, Jim brown is one of the greatest running backs to ever live...also one of the fastest. Just to put Wilts speed in to context. He would’ve smoked most nba players down the court in today’s game. It didn’t just seem faster, he was just that fast. Like you said, freak of nature.

@rsande64 but just right to be on 2KU.

The Clippers, I get to live in Cali and just sit in the corner shooting 3s.

@nddot he’s the typa guy to act tough on camera but acts like a 5 year old irl

Caruso >

@ogstank_ beer

@rodsquad big brother is always watching your every move . Must feel like Winston over there

@rodsquad nothing so far. Just gonna see how the prices settle, might get Roco and call it a day lmfo.

@conman Still, you gotta think of how someone might take it. Some might think it's funny, others not so much.

@12th said in Season 7 opener wish list:

Fuck this weak ass game. I’m not wishing for anything but for them to stop being bad at their jobs.

Bingo

@element you gotta watch the whole of the clones wars show if you wanna watch 'the bad batch' as it is effectively clone wars season 8. 100% get Disney+ and watch the clone wars if you are a star wars fan. It's arguably better than all the films

@itsmecaiden said in I’m back:

@petravork technically it’s a new day on the east coast

caiden just did what’s called a pro gamer move

@luckykid oh yeah for sure

people are demented

@mkopli I love Kit Kats

@canuck23 he’s a hypocrite, cause now Jordan does the same Shit...you’re not reading at all.

Emojis and GIFs

Makes it better

@bru64 👀

@jdealla said in Guys On Rival Teams That You Just CAN'T Hate:

BigCapper so you have no console but you are an active member of multiple sites focusing on 2K and you also spend time creating cards for myteam?

This makes literally zero sense

Obvious cap there

@ogxsuave

They haven’t changed the shot difficulty all year. I thought by now the difficulty would’ve been raised to at least match the cards but, you know....skill gap smh.

@nd13

Redirect Notice

Honestly looking at the numbers, they do get paid pretty well. This is the most recent list I could find

I see what you mean, but for a lot of fighters it’s a case of overvaluing themselves. When you add in what they make off base pay combined with how much extra they make from fight of the night, performance bonuses; most of them make well over 100k a year

They have to pay for training camps and such but they make a good bit of money as to where they’re not broke at all leading up to fight week

Debate: If D Rose never got injuried he would have a ring

@cruelmallard well hes fucking clever actually.
He is now going to make the teams pay billions to leave the superleague.
And this money will go to those still in it... so agnelli and him can go and be even more rich.
I dont say its a good thing to do but hes fucking clever on how to make money

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I wish you luck

@itsmecaiden said in Welcome to 2KU:

@11wakawaka you’ve been grinding real hard

Fixed

Monitor Lizard

@conman said in Post some of the best food you’ve seen or had.:

@gobles im cumming all over this

Ummm

@rodsquad said in Follow Official 2KU Social Media!! Giveaway 👀:

Lmao y’all got jokes eh

This is NOT a joke

This is a serious ritual to summon the algo and harness it to help(rig) me win the game

Dont worry @Knezius, if Zion gets in the play in, pels will get cooked

@knezius yeah I think I'm going to sell my mt and do this shit I"m out

@nd13 said in Have you seen this video?:

Body camera video of Adam Toledo fatal police shooting fuels more demands for justice | Nightline 13 year old kid tosses the gun, turns around with his hands up, and gets shot.

this video is just painful to watch, they killed a MIDDLE SCHOOLER

2k basically promoting a cheesy broken move on their instagram had me contemplating this game like francisscust.png

PG: Ben Simmons
SG: Jrue Holiday
SF: Demar Derozan
PF: Kevin Love
C : Joel Embid

Those are my picks.