Pure comedy here

@rench3373 said in MLB The Show Megathread:

@manulous said in MLB The Show Megathread:

@rench3373 I mean Delgado is a 97, I can't imagine he'd be that much higher than a collection reward. I'm betting it's at least a 97.

Would be awesome to have a “free” 97 ovr. Just hope whoever it is will be usable for a couple months lol

Sperm.

@sssnaps no he won’t

@crackabydagram bet thanks. i picked up buddy and herro and have been trying the denver method and bio method but I always start whiting and lose

@quantumkat do you think if UBI was instituted nation-wide tomorrow that it'd help the economy or help with the inflation we're facing?

Big SALAMI in my fucking mouth

Completely ass backwards they need to make it to where no player can play their unvaxxed NBA would riot then

@element I think we get some soon

@ben said in Season 9 - Out of This World (FINAL SEASON):

@errolzzz finally got him!

you remebere

@sg24 said in NBA Trade Deadline MegaThread:

@sg24 what’s so good about Tyler Herro? I don’t understand this lmao. They didn’t even give him up for Harden.

He’s the Goat

@ogxsuave yeah it was pretty active at times when the sim was going thanks to @11wakawaka's enthusiastic play-by-plays.

everyone sleep?

ok

scottie barnes is mini giannis, ben/draymond hybrid with better mechanics

cade is luka lite with better defense, or a better lamelo with better d

im just gonna put that out there

Elgin Baylor >

🔥

@kmart said in NBA Season 2021-2022 MegaThread:

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Did he actually make a video on this lmaooo

@pandemicp Steph defied the odds all his career, no one was expecting nothing similar to this .
GSw was a trash team when he was drafted,
I don’t even know if I have CP3 above him ...
CP3 failed to win on good condition like Westbrook , but Westbrook has all those crazy achievements

@errolzzz said in $350 2KU NBA Fantasy League: JDRFlip Wins!:

So how comes my league dont get pinned fuck y’all lol

Because I didn't sponsor it? Lol...

Fixed 😂

@sssnaps they should just be able to swap assets out. They just need to design one with similar proportions so they don't have to change other assets or copy

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Someone put a bid on this please🙏🏽

@flyingmonk

Same here. Got it quick last week, and then up 12-2 about a minute into the first game, dude quits, ring right in the middle.

I swear I've spent way more time putting my lineup together the last few weeks than actually playing.

@sssnaps lmaooo

@11wakawaka @Shoko got banned for some time. He got unbanned

@quantumkat said in NBA All-Star 2022:

Move to a team Trade every asset for veterans After a few years, team declines and has no assets to get better. Repeat

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MASSIVE CAP

@clarke_griffin Lamelo

This year's Next set will not have as much hype as last year's due to the draft class.

@atgalex super packs

@11wakawaka said in 2021 NBA Playoffs Thread: June 19th 🏀🦌:

@SG24 rereading this thread?

Yeah

@pedronqneves Last time y’all were champions. Lebron played for the Cavs, KD with y’all, Kyrie in Brooklyn.. it’s been a minute

@dortthefort that's a lotta players rn tho.
The NBA just needs better rules against that imo.

Who got the Xbox Gift Card.

@jdealla

Cry

Ben Wallace, Dino, and Lamelo are INSANE

@hollygrovemikey
Yeah this is exactly why I say lillard sucks against a good double team. No KD in this series and the warriors would just double him once and force a bad shot or he would turn it over. He averaged 5 turnovers a game in that series. He was horrible. It's recency bias to say that curry sucks against doubles because he had 2 games against good defense where no one else on his team was making plays.

Ngl, last season was way sweatier for me

21-4 and breezing through FOR ONCE

@beastmoder34 said in BEAST: Opal Giannis, AD, and Ja + PD LaMelo:

@2kubot said in BEAST: Opal Giannis, AD, and Ja + PD LaMelo:

Indubitably.

@element keep playing, you heard it here first

@element never doubt 2kubot

@12th man i dont know what tf got in to AD
hes not Anthony Davis any more hes playing like Antonio Davis

@xzclaimer damn that’s still good asf though and that Tom Brady gonna be Hell

Mine as well keep this pinned because tommorow's drop looking like hot trash

@rodsquad said in Lakers Copium MegaThread:

@errolzzz who is niggas

Who do you think you are I am

@luckykid said in NBA GameDay 10/19/21 - Opening Day 🥳:

@kobe6rings Chris Duarte

@Kobe6Rings predicted it 😂

@sg24 said in Olympics 2021 Thread:

Tatum: fuck outta here 😅

this KG is nasty

Magic being less than 150k is such a steal

@kobe6rings i was just teasing you because of the lakers .

Enjoy your holidays bro ,
Unfortunately I will don’t have ones right now because I’m on a new job.

It’s an important time with the family

anyone else think this lonzo card gets contested way too easily?

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@errolzzz his upper makes it feel very slow.

My shoko beef goes back further than anyone. I'm talking like 2019 2KG

This is the first PG13 card I liked in years. Hes a menace.

@sssnaps the Knicks showtime with toppin and Jones will be insane

@11wakawaka better be or we riot

DM Cade for 120k. My new starting PG along side kispert

😢

@sssnaps bruh where is amy

It's so nice seeing everyone celebrating/crying over their trophies. I'm a Villan over here just thankful they survived the drop for another year.

cries into his Benteke jersey

@sp1ash

He will be my PF until DMs have tanken over.

Opps nvm wrong thread lol ignroe this

@knezius said in 2021 NBA Playoffs thread - June 15th 🏀:

Like, it's not all fun and games guy has severe issues and delusions and without himself being able to see these he won't even get better, but it is what it is.

Imagine a fat slouch who sells MT for a living having anything to say about anybody. If 2k bans you… you won’t have a source of income… pathetic ass low life… I definitely don’t have mental issues. You just created this huge false narrative just because you don’t like me… I literally hate you and have never met you.

The image you’re trying to portray of me is untrue. You won’t find a person here who will say I bullied them or picked with them constantly. That’s not my style.. I’m not a keyboard gangster like some of you.. The only thing I ever argue about is sports until someone makes it personal as you just did. Stick to selling that overpriced Mt and leave me out of your bullshit slob.

pg demar

@juicy-j-8787 trade AD for some young players then. Everyone will want him.

Don’t know where else to post this

Anyone down for a friendly tonight?

Has Tmac and Kobe’s price been effected by super packs much on PS?

made like 900k off those cards pogO

@dasher said in Flash/Glitched & NBA 75: DRob, Trae Young, Klay, Hondo, Glen Rice and More:

This thread has 10x as many post as the same thread on the other site. That’s wild.

We put up the numbers they put up last year, in under A year

Think about that

@lebron4life said in Mystic Packs!! PD Giannis & TMac:

Yall think tmac would be a good investment if I can get him for 250k or less to sell later on?

its very hard to tell, if they release Opals he dead, if not he goes up. I rather wait till Friday till there's leaks and snag something (if possible) then. It could be way too risky at this point.

I used Eddy Curry for the first time in a while. Forgot how much of a god he is

@shoko Greatness knows Greatness. Kawhi is battling a Living Legend in this series. The Legend of Luka.
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Lmao I rlly jumped for no reason
Gg
Mattise mutombo

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@2kubot F u

@darth said in Face reveal thread.:

If the Timberwolves don't beat the Grizzlies, I will do a face reveal

vader unmasked

@rodsquad It's funny how quickly Luka becomes average when Wallace is guarding him.

@508 definitely not worth it. Get Better cards from the auction house and save yourself the grind

Again a bit off topic, but I just got this Dampier card. Definitely an upgrade over Kyrie for mine, but I need to add defensive badges, which would be the most important to add?

@jdealla said in HOF Badges (Daily Rewards, Token Market):

schrute bucks

w

wanna try h2h next year

2021-06-06 16-13-55

Lmao what he just say

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Shoko i see you with the upvote

me you and @HollygroveMikey the cheese podcast lmao

DM Luka price skyrocketed on PS

I haven't been around to comment on this drop (new job), but the only cards worth talking about in this last drop are Redd and maybe Collins. Detlef too, IF I get him, and Wiggins if he gets cheaper

Even then, 4 out of 40-ish cards is a terrible strike rate

@earvgotti since earv was the last poster and my shift of mj sigs I shall tag him. this Fernando is basically 6-9 Jordan. slower of course given how height works this year but u can do most of the same moves. shot speed also almost identical on current

also got Gilbert on my 97th "win"

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@yosemite_ham you could very well be correct. I don’t think it will be easy, but It can be done. Kawhi is about to be a free agent too. Maybe make him an offer or offer the Clippers a sign and trade for him. Murray, Bol and picks. Etc or keep Murray and trade MPJ etc

@jase cool. ill gove him a try too. dbook’s shot is rapid fire too and im loving it so im guessing would be a bit similar

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Took up like all of my mt hope he’s worth it

You currently have 8,775 MT.
You have won a total of 1,525 MT.
Your overall record is 1 and 1, with a total profit of 525 MT.

Fuck all this talk. It's time for Maxey Propaganda

Tyrese Maxey is a leader of men and he's barely one himself.

@sssnaps said in SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN: SSSNAPS vs 11WAKAWAKA Bo3 (WAKA WINS A TERRIBLE GAME 1):

No massive cheese.

yeah you played great gg, Billy is a god

The only cheese was 2k not letting me contest
I mean
Billy went up with a weak layup
Jjj who is elite defender jumped up at perfect time
Result?
30%.

Ggs

test

Reality has a liberal bias.

@Kobe6Rings i upgraded my non sig kd without any hofs to the same card but with 5 xtra hofs including interceptor, chase down, hfd, hzh and difficult shots got it for 300k with contract and decent shoe too when the naked one goes for about 200 on the switch. imma go crazy

@beastmoder34 Miami Heat

Your claim for 1 bets was successful. Your record for this claim was 0 and 1 with a total payout of 0 MT and a total profit of -10,000 MT

@petravork boner

@jase

@BEASTMODER34 on 2KG threads looking for survivors.....

@juicy-j-8787 said in NBA PLAYOFFS GAMEDAY (2nd Round) - May 9th🔥🔥🏀:

Looks like the Warriors gonna be that team this year that gets lucky breaks with opposing team injuries. Dodged Murray and MPJ already and now barely beating Griz without Ja. We all know this should be a 2-2 series.

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@ogxsuave Hold X with whoever you want to take the ball handler.

@sg24 I wanted PJ on the Lakers so bad lol

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@atgalex said in NBA PLAYOFFS GAMEDAY (1st round) - April 24th🔥🔥🏀:

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Glad I listened to you guys and didn’t lock retro for bum Bill Walton

@sg24 !

@11wakawaka same happened to Lebron ,
I wasn’t aware of the odds but a lot média picked up Cavs taking in consideration Lebron experience and greatness

@rodsquad said in Drakes CLB coming September 3rd:

I can’t believe that 21 ruined this song like this

Hit him with the choppa turned him into a booty clapper

@mjs4p I think limitless on gold and clamps is probably a must. I was thinking about pickpocket too but they beefed the shit out of it so I held off. badges on the switch are expensive so I might just wait till Friday to see what we get

@crackabydagram 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@11wakawaka I'm just mad I couldn't get Lue lol

@atgalex it isn’t clearly about passing
It’s the way they are bumping him off the ball , and smother when he goes to his spots
And isn’t eve hitting wide open shots
It’s mental

My corners only collapse in tto

@pedronqneves you missed the part of idk how someone can be labeled a playmaker and a ball hog which Luka is considered a playmaker but you’d know that if you actually watched him but I digress

Finally picked up a Hero Giannis to try out later. Contract, shoe and added HOF blinders and glue hands for 320k. Then I added HOF brick wall, box and limitless as well as gold deadeye.

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@floki5000 said in Idols Series II: Kevin Garnett:

@sssnaps ♥ 💙

FLOOOOOOKKKKKKKIIIIIII

PRAISE

I am just glad that my team is one of 2 teams to beat the National Champion

PG13 is ridiculous. Grabbed him for a tryout last night and he damn near took over the team. I wanted get an athletic scorer at the 3 and he fits perfectly.

@sg24 giannis can do it ,
And honestly an injury and everything change for everyone

Wild

@pandemicp lool read what i ve said lmaoooo

Grabbed Ewing for 140k last night and all I can say is holy shit. What can’t he do? He’s insanely fast for a big and jumper is nice. Not a board he can’t grab.

@mottiyos said in Flash // Glitched: Opal Glitched CP3, Opal Flash Embiid, PD Glitched Lin:

@knezius true. His release is a bit slow. But still, doesn’t justify spending 750 tokens on baron imo

I am not, at least the card is playable, Lin? Not so much.

Vooooooch is the BEST

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I LOVE all 3 of these cards. Roy is a green machine, Unseld is an all around beast, and Wall just shits on guys 😂

@yosemite_ham true ,
Everything is important to win a ring .
The environment is crucial

For me Ferry's slightly better on current, he just feels overall more immovable on defense (particularly with the defensive grinches I put on him). He feels absolutely huge in-game

Kukoc is still elite, though. It's 1A and 1B between Kukoc and Ferry for best release in the game as well, I reckon

You currently have 6,514 MT.
You have won a total of 3,393 MT.
Your overall record is 2 and 0, with a total profit of 893 MT.

Its a 9/10

😐

His poor wife

@beastmoder34 said in Site Feedback (Feature Requests, Bugs, Suggestions):

@petravork said in Site Feedback (Feature Requests, Bugs, Suggestions):

@darth said in Site Feedback (Feature Requests, Bugs, Suggestions):

@jdealla not sure whether it's my wifi but the site keeps disconnecting for me

Same here I haven’t been able to post in like 2 hours until like literally 4 minutes before I post this. I bet this HARRY LUNDT sabotaging

Harry is not bright enough to sabotage anyone

Harry is the type of guy that if you told him to get a job he would go on Indubitably.com

Sure is nice seeing CP3 lead his army of young talent through the playoffs like this.

Heart warming

Scottie Pippen “I was the real leader of the bullshit”

Let’s be real here Thibs is the Mike Zimmerman of
The nba nigga is hard headed there is no reason for Reddish and Toppin not getting more minutes

This thread is up there with some of the GOATs.

Nothing like watching your ex opp beefing with their new opp while you get to just chill and read. I did get a little jealous at first though and then that feeling of calm and relief came over me as I realized that I'm at peace because I don't have the free time to do this shit no more. Lol

Thanks for helping me pass these final hours of work away. 🙌

@drew_in_sm said in Tis' the Season: Opal Steph, Bron, and Kawhi:

@kobe6rings same here, this card is so much fun I had to make him usable

Yes sir it had to be done. I think Curry the best card in the game on Next especially with defense. He can get deadzoned and pump faked like every card but I've seen my Curry make insane plays on D he's a monster.

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@sg24 Joc Pederson is Christ Reborn

@atgalex said in 2KU Teamup interest ? Potential money tourney ?:

@ogxsuave what’s your C build

I’ll have to check when I’m home but it’s the one i made in that build thread I never changed it remember you made one similar

I'm hoping Limited Friday gives our some deluxe Invincible packs. This will literally be the final "new" thing to do in 2K21.

I'm also probably avoiding the ring. HOF badge is more valuable to me than Dirk will be especially after there's 123852 of him on the AH

@jc9289 nah that's pretty even handed.

Thumbs up

@shoko said in NBA Gameday - Febuary 16th 🏀🐂:

@nddot you don't make any sense. you say that LeBron is a closer and at the same time say that he can't make late game freethrows

lmaoooo what ?

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@hollygrovemikey Desperate times call for desperate measures, there is no other choice so I will take trying to do that and failing than keeping the same stupid switching strategy.

That will be his way to lead this team and you will see that if his teammates will see him sacrificing on defence they will start giving more effort in the game. Clippers key to win this series is on the defensive end.