Tuesday Content Speculation
Is this too early?
INB4 this turns into a MLB Show thread
Show starts in 4 days!
I don’t know what’s gonna drop on Tuesday
It sure is a mYsTeRy
@conman why are you doing this? first you bump an old thread for no reason and you create a Tuesday speculation thread on a Friday? ur gonna have to chill out a bit
@jdealla i've just had a shitty day in genaral
@Conman I will do a funny thing to cheer you up, https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/01-Short-Jokes-Anyone-Can-Remember-nicole-fornabaio-rd.com_.jpg?resize=768,512Why’d the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fouls.
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
They aren’t allowed to travel.
Why did the elephants stampede onto the basketball court?
They played for the Chargers.
Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?
What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?
What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?
The New York Old St. Nicks.
Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
Because she ran away from the ball
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
Get out of the way.
Why don’t basketball players don’t like to leave their hometown?
They hate traveling so much.
Toronto missed out on an opportunity to call their basketball team the Torontosaurus Rexes.
Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
Her coach is a pumpkin.
I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball. He’s always trying to travel.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?
My dad is really good at basketball.
He always told me, “I’ve been Duncan all my life.”
I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.
Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?
He was afraid of the net.
Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
What’s the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players?
Basketball players get actual injuries.
If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?
Why hasn’t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?
Because Europe isn’t a country.
What do you call a shark that plays basketball?
Why does Jesus get nervous when playing basketball?
He’s afraid of getting crossed up.
What do an angry bunny and a pro basketball player have in common?
They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall.
They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
@conman if you like nightmares this will cheer you up a ton