The sweaty, musty, limited edition locker room of the King of RNG, Mr. can’t ride every ride at the theme park, Sir “Stepped over by Opps” AKA Dark Matter Tyron Lue

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I know what y’all are thinking. Damn, he scored all 21 points in a TTO game? Yes, this card is offensively gifted.

Just one turnover and over 50% FG percentage? Yes, this card can carry an offense efficiently.

This card is may as well be a damn endgame GOAT card. This card gonna be “Retro” promo’d in pretty much every future 2K, I’m sure.

Let’s get into it.

99 three and HOF range/deep? Check.
HOF QFS? No shit, check.
Base 22 on VQ? Curry slide? Check!
Godlike card art? Might be the best in the game.

This card plays exactly like Lue did in his prime. My only downside would be no HOF clamps, but that’s okay, I just hide him on the opposing teams big men as they usually aren’t as fast as a guard, so that’s not an issue.

Yeah I know, you guys wish you were as lucky as me, getting this insane card for free. All I gotta say is, you should be thankful this little bitch isn’t common and running around unlimited, it would be hell to guard.

I’m so thankful 2K gave me this card two weeks after I got J.R. At first, I was thinking what is this shit, I’ll never use him. Looks like I was wrong.

If given the option.... I would have spent last season grinding to Level 40 for DM Lue, not the henny queen.

Disclaimer: truth is the card is ass, j.r is ass