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    A 2KU review: The Seattle Jehovah’s Witness retreat, Spike Lee directed, “remember that one time i saved lebrons ass?” Hidden GOAT card, Testimony of DM RAY RAY MUTHAFUCKIN ALLEN!

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    • 12th 12th
      Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
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      Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

      Ohhh my lord, ooooooooooh my lord....we got one boys, we fuckin got one!

      I’m gonna pass the collection plate around while i speak on this because we bout to go to church...and while we appreciate the money that jingles we rather have the kind that folds...can i get an Amen

      Collection plate

      Walter Ray Allen Jr was born on July 20th 1975 in a manger...some say his mother was even a virgin. The three wiseman (not James family, some other niggas) brought him gifts...gifts of 3’s, dunks and ice cold veins. Ray was a gifted child, it was said that he could walk on rims at the age of 8, shoot 3 pointers from the McDonald’s parking lot across the street from the gym...could turn water to Gatorade, a child born from the basketball gods.

      As Ray grew older he realized that Ray was a cool name, but he needed something better...something more suited for the savior of basketball and that’s when the great prophet Spike Lee appeared and said “imma call you Jesus....Jesus shuttlesworth” and from that day forward...that’s what he’d be know across the world as.

      Jesus shuttlesworth

      Fast forward to 2021, Jesus has long left the game of basketball to focus on other things such as...well, Jesus Shit. But he has left us with a digital version of himself born out of the pits of hell called NBA 2k21...and only Jesus himself could bring so much light to something so very dark and ugly.

      This muthafuckin card is GOD! I’m actually ready to stop writing this long ass, overly dramatic review just so i can use him again. Never EVER have i felt so confident using one card...as my nigga snoop said

      This Mf dont

      When you speak of just a straight up dominant card on both sides of the court? Oh lawd...this is IT. Fuck a check list, he’s got it all! Just know that, the boy has got his own money!! I seriously can’t explain how many games this card has won me, just ridiculous...absolutely fuckin ridiculous.

      Let’s start with a 3 game stat line.

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      Buuuuuccckkkets.

      I mean what more can i say? He just don’t give a fuck...he ran out of fucks to give a long time ago.

      Now let’s look at Jesus doing some clutch shit...just straight up saving me from my sins on this wretched ass game

      https://youtu.be/8MJhlV-w_2A

      Oh but it gets better...much better

      https://youtu.be/IxGSFAd7cHM

      And for his final act of kindness

      https://youtu.be/eU4JK5NXUJI

      DOM MO NENT! You hear me?

      Kawhi, Jordan, Kobe, Billy? They are this cards disciples. He is the chosen one, our lord and 2K savior...blessed be thy name, W’s they will be done..on The court as they are in heaven.

      All praise be the glory to the Holy Spirit of the Darkest of matter Ray Allen.

      Amen

      Rating 100/10
      Cheese rating: 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
      God tier.

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        @12th
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        @12th said in A 2KU review: The Seattle Jehovah’s Witness retreat, Spike Lee directed, “remember that one time i saved lebrons ass?” Hidden GOAT card, Testimony of OPAL RAY RAY MUTHAFUCKIN ALLEN!:

        Rating 1000/10

        Fixed

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        • SG24 SG24
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          last edited by
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          Ray’s my favorite card in the game

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          • errolzzz errolzzz
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            Amen brother

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            • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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              PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

              Vince carter >>>

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              • 12th 12th
                Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                @OGxSuave
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                Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                @ogxsuave BLASPHEMOUS!

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                • SG24 SG24
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                  @OGxSuave
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                  XB1 PS5 LEGEND Coach Founders Locker Codes Ruby

                  @ogxsuave said in A 2KU review: The Seattle Jehovah’s Witness retreat, Spike Lee directed, “remember that one time i saved lebrons ass?” Hidden GOAT card, Testimony of OPAL RAY RAY MUTHAFUCKIN ALLEN!:

                  Vince carter >>>

                  Nahhh

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                  • errolzzz errolzzz
                    LEGEND XBOX S|X Locker Codes Ruby
                    @OGxSuave
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                    LEGEND XBOX S|X Locker Codes Ruby

                    @ogxsuave said in A 2KU review: The Seattle Jehovah’s Witness retreat, Spike Lee directed, “remember that one time i saved lebrons ass?” Hidden GOAT card, Testimony of OPAL RAY RAY MUTHAFUCKIN ALLEN!:

                    Vince carter >>>

                    Lmao i stopped grinding for that bum after this drop🤣

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                    • OGxSuave OGxSuave
                      PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby
                      @errolzzz
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                      PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

                      @errolzzz i bet you did

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                      • 12th 12th
                        Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                        @SG24
                        last edited by
                        Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                        @sg24 bout to stone this nigga on some biblical shit

                        Throws rock

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                        • OGxSuave OGxSuave
                          PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby
                          @SG24
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                          PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

                          @sg24 yeaaa

                          fuck a ray allen

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                          • OGxSuave OGxSuave
                            PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby
                            @12th
                            last edited by
                            PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

                            @12th the half court shot musr be cheese i havent heard of. No way you just pulling those with confidence

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                            • 12th 12th
                              Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                              @OGxSuave
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                              Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                              @ogxsuave i haven’t met a Vince yet that’s flooded my Ray...i cook Carter’s on the daily.

                              Til this day

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                              • 12th 12th
                                Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                @OGxSuave
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                                Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                @ogxsuave i just pull up with Ray, Can’t do that with nobody else. I flood niggas with this card.

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                                • OGxSuave OGxSuave
                                  PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby
                                  @12th
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                                  PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

                                  @12th thats you lmao not everyone is you

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                                  • 12th 12th
                                    Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                    @OGxSuave
                                    last edited by
                                    Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                    @ogxsuave Get you a Ray bruh...join me brother!

                                    It’s glorious!!

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                                    • OGxSuave OGxSuave
                                      PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby
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                                      PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

                                      The same way yall say ray is better is the same as if i say vince is better

                                      lmao personal opinion

                                      Taller , better defense is what matters more to me not just a jumpshot

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                                      • OGxSuave OGxSuave
                                        PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby
                                        last edited by
                                        PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

                                        nah id rather kill niggas with the suck card VC

                                        Ray has no room on my team only person startin over durant is sg porzingis or dm kawhi who will be just like ray

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                                        • 12th 12th
                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                          @OGxSuave
                                          last edited by
                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                          @ogxsuave i love Rays defense, you see that first clip? Blocking shots on the perimeter, only reason that nigga scored Is because hoe ass 2K doesn’t reward good defense lmao!

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                                          • 12th 12th
                                            Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                            @OGxSuave
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                                            Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                            @ogxsuave i too am waiting for Kiwi, the second coming of Jesus.

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                                            • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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                                              @12th
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                                              @12th yea im sure ray is actually better im mainly trolling but i will still run vc over ray just for the hell of it plus hed only get like 7 mins a game

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                                              • 12th 12th
                                                Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                                @OGxSuave
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                                                Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                                @ogxsuave i feel it, i feel ya bruh. I’m just happy they made Ray cracked because I probably won’t get Kobe for a long time...at least this card can hold his own against goat Kobe’s and shit, that’s what makes him so good.

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                                                • Kobe6Rings Kobe6Rings
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                                                  Scary thing is Kawhi will be a better Ray. Running a Luka-Ray backcourt is a joke.

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                                                  • 12th 12th
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                                                    @Kobe6Rings
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                                                    @kobe6rings yup, Kawhi will be my end game SG...I’m almost 200 percent sure.

                                                    But Ray is not leaving my squad.

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                                                    • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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                                                      @12th
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                                                      PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby

                                                      @12th for sure i love that we have 6'8 a below options

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                                                      • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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                                                        @Kobe6Rings
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                                                        @kobe6rings shid no cap you can run ray and kawhi together and really go nuts

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                                                        • 12th 12th
                                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                                          @OGxSuave
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                                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                                          @ogxsuave yup, niggas Is SLEEP on Larry Johnson at the 3....he’s better than opal Lebron, that card is demonic. He’s 6’7 but plays like he’s 6’11

                                                          Might write a review for him soon.

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                                                          • Kobe6Rings Kobe6Rings
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                                                            @OGxSuave @12th All facts.

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                                                            • OGxSuave OGxSuave
                                                              PS5 XBOX S|X LEGEND Ruby
                                                              @12th
                                                              last edited by
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                                                              @12th said in A 2KU review: The Seattle Jehovah’s Witness retreat, Spike Lee directed, “remember that one time i saved lebrons ass?” Hidden GOAT card, Testimony of OPAL RAY RAY MUTHAFUCKIN ALLEN!:

                                                              yup, niggas Is SLEEP about Larry a Johnson at the 3.

                                                              fosho i loved him every year

                                                              also that kenon mfer is a demon as well got my ass bbq the other day by him and hes bigger than listen arms look longer i dont trust 2kdb all that much anymore

                                                              its not on them more as the data

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                                                              • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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                                                                @Kobe6Rings
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                                                                @kobe6rings might think im joking but im willing to pay 1 mil for DM Kawhi and 700K For dino if he can curry

                                                                luckily Kawhi is always the side bitch in the set

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                                                                • jdealla jdealla
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                                                                  @ogxsuave said in A 2KU review: The Seattle Jehovah’s Witness retreat, Spike Lee directed, “remember that one time i saved lebrons ass?” Hidden GOAT card, Testimony of OPAL RAY RAY MUTHAFUCKIN ALLEN!:

                                                                  luckily Kawhi is always the side bitch in the set

                                                                  they're done with that I bet

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                                                                  • Sssnaps Sssnaps
                                                                    LEGEND PS4 Ruby new kids on the block
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                                                                    LEGEND PS4 Ruby new kids on the block

                                                                    Bruh why is he mid on current

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                                                                    • Sssnaps Sssnaps
                                                                      LEGEND PS4 Ruby new kids on the block
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                                                                      I hate this game man make a card consistent on both gens

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                                                                      • Sssnaps Sssnaps
                                                                        LEGEND PS4 Ruby new kids on the block
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                                                                        LEGEND PS4 Ruby new kids on the block

                                                                        I read a fuckin review and think “wow this card sounds good I’ll hit my friend up to see if he has him” and then he does so I go on his account and he is so mid on current
                                                                        I’m held here not by choice
                                                                        Let me go to next gen for gods sake

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                                                                        • 12th 12th
                                                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                                                          @Sssnaps
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                                                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                                                          @sssnaps it’s kinda tough, two different platforms. Shot releases and all change from current to next. Cards that are supposed to be elite, are elite on next gen....at least they got that right.

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                                                                          • Kobe6Rings Kobe6Rings
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                                                                            @ogxsuave I'm with you 100%. I'd pay 1 Million for Kawhi no question. I was thinking he might be an Idols 3 card but either way he getting copped. Dino is a must as well.

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                                                                            • Sssnaps Sssnaps
                                                                              LEGEND PS4 Ruby new kids on the block
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                                                                              LEGEND PS4 Ruby new kids on the block

                                                                              I’d drop anything for uncle Dino
                                                                              Only met him in person once tho
                                                                              I was one, so this story is all from my moms memory
                                                                              So my family was visiting croatia, and we were at my grandmas house for family dinner
                                                                              It was a reunion dinner too, so extended family like Dino was there.
                                                                              I don’t remember at all but my mom has a few pictures with him in the background, and one of him holding
                                                                              I look so tiny 😂

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                                                                              • 11wakawaka 11wakawaka
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                                                                                @12th
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                                                                                @12th the man is back

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                                                                                • RJazz RJazz
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                                                                                  yessir!

                                                                                  ray allen

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                                                                                  • arcas arcas
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                                                                                    Down 5 in OT with 30 secs left, Ray hit 2 threes to bury the poor soul I was playing. He’s never leaving the lineup from that game alone lol

                                                                                    This Ray card is crazy man

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                                                                                    • atgalex atgalex
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                                                                                      The best shooter on next gen 🔥

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                                                                                      • lastdrop lastdrop
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                                                                                        Awesome write-up as always

                                                                                        "All praise be the glory to the Holy Spirit of galaxy opal Ray Allen"

                                                                                        Should be Dark Matter, right?

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                                                                                        • 12th 12th
                                                                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby
                                                                                          @lastdrop
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                                                                                          Founders President LEGEND XBOX S|X Ruby

                                                                                          @lastdrop oops, force of habit lol. Thanks bro 🙏🏽

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                                                                                          • lastdrop lastdrop
                                                                                            @12th
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                                                                                            @12th no worries. You might appreciate that i read ur review word per word 😁

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                                                                                            • 12th 12th
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                                                                                              @lastdrop
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                                                                                              @lastdrop haha appreciate it bro! Definitely had fun with this one.

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                                                                                              • Kobe6Rings Kobe6Rings
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                                                                                                Hes a little pitbull on D too. Nothing like a good ole steal into a transition 3 from half.

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                                                                                                  Church bell

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