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    • Ismith111 Ismith111
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      So I’m playing 2k, end of the first quarter against a cheeser down 8, fight back in the second half to get ahead by 5, about 2 minutes to go in the game he gets a 1 point lead, it stays around that until about 30 seconds left, I have the ball, I run a three point play get wide open and MY GIRLFRIEND WALKS INFRONT IF THE TV.

      Not only do I miss the shot but she’s infront of the tv long enough that this guy gets the rebound passes the ball to an outlet and hits a 3.
      Now I’m down 4 against this cheeser and that 10 second gap of this girl just trying to talk to me infront of the tv, I was impressed with myself because I didn’t yell or anything I just sat and kept it all in... that is all she’s sadly still alive to cause me internal issues

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      • errolzzz errolzzz
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        Wow

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        • Sssnaps Sssnaps
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          @Ismith111
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          @ismith111 RIP

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          • cannabiscorpse cannabiscorpse
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            @Ismith111
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            @ismith111 That's how you get a aneurysm and ulcers holding that in 😆😆😆

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            • LuckyKid LuckyKid
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              Cmon man

              Its just a game

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              • ItsMeCaiden ItsMeCaiden
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                @Ismith111
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                @ismith111 it’s not that deep you should be happy that you at least have a girl

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                • dznasty dznasty
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                  @ItsMeCaiden
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                  @itsmecaiden Lol

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                  • 508 508
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                    @ItsMeCaiden
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                    @itsmecaiden said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                    it’s not that deep

                    thats-what-she-said.jpg

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                    • bru64 bru64
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                      • Rsande64 Rsande64
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                        Just wait. My wife does this shit on purpose when she wants me to do something.

                        Eventually, it'll happen so much your third eye opens and you'll be able to see through her and keep playing.

                        Third eye

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                        • dznasty dznasty
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                          @Rsande64
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                          @rsande64 He man

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                          • element element
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                            @rsande64 said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                            My wife does this shit on purpose when she wants me to do something.

                            I suspect this as well

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                            • jdealla jdealla
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                              GM Ruby XBOX S|X PS5 SNIPER LEGEND Founders

                              I'm lucky. I think it's bc my wife grew up with 2 brothers who game, but if she needs something while I'm playing she asks me if I'm playing online or not.

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                              • 508 508
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                                @jdealla wow I didn't think women who understand you can't pause an online game exist

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                                • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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                                  @jdealla
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                                  @jdealla

                                  My girl “you playing for someone right now?”

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                                  • Rsande64 Rsande64
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                                    @508 said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                    @jdealla wow I didn't think women who understand you can't pause an online game exist

                                    I can confirm they exist. My wife knows when I can and can't pause a game.

                                    She's just not as nice about it as @jdealla's

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                                    • EarvGotti EarvGotti
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                                      @jdealla said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                      I'm lucky. I think it's bc my wife grew up with 2 brothers who game, but if she needs something while I'm playing she asks me if I'm playing online or not.

                                      Screw MJ, I wanna be like @jdealla when i grow up. Man is a real life GOAT.

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                                      • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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                                        Lmao as much as we play the game y’all girls still interrupt y’all knowing what it means to have a 3 min timer and the game can’t be paused ?

                                        My girl could walk in and look at my face and tell what kinds game I’m in

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                                        • QuantumKat QuantumKat
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                                          @ogxsuave said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                          Lmao as much as we play the game y’all girls still interrupt y’all knowing what it means to have a 3 min timer and the game can’t be paused ?

                                          My girl could walk in and look at my face and tell what kinds game I’m in

                                          Same.

                                          "Oh, you're in the 1st quarter? OK I'll come back in a little bit."

                                          shrugs

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                                            Bob marley

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                                            • QuantumKat QuantumKat
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                                              @jdealla
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                                              @jdealla said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                              I'm lucky. I think it's bc my wife grew up with 2 brothers who game, but if she needs something while I'm playing she asks me if I'm playing online or not.

                                              Yup, same here again. Brother who gamed a lot. She gets it.

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                                              • EarvGotti EarvGotti
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                                                @OGxSuave
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                                                @ogxsuave If i have my headphones on, she won't bother me. If I don't play with my headphones its like im wearing a sign that says "Come Here For Attention".

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                                                • OGxSuave OGxSuave
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                                                  @earvgotti said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                                  @ogxsuave If i have my headphones on, she won't bother me. If I don't play with my headphones its like im wearing a sign that says "Come Here For Attention".

                                                  Lmaoo no cap bro I think women need more hobbies I tell my girl that I tell her I feel bad for you since women don’t have many hobbies

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                                                  • QuantumKat QuantumKat
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                                                    @OGxSuave
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                                                    @ogxsuave I've said that for years. Recently, it worked 🤣

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                                                    • WillSterile WillSterile
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                                                      @bru64 bro the fact that they put that in the captions kills me, regardless of context

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                                                      • Sssnaps Sssnaps
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                                                        Imagine living with your girlfriend Sad inside

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                                                        • QuantumKat QuantumKat
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                                                          @Sssnaps
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                                                          @sssnaps

                                                          It'll happen to you eventually. Enjoy this part of your life, it's typically shorter than the time you spend shacked up with wifey.

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                                                          • Sssnaps Sssnaps
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                                                            @QuantumKat
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                                                            @quantumkat no I have a girlfriend but I mean living. Playing 2k at 12:30 am with no regrets is pretty nice tho

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                                                            • jdealla jdealla
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                                                              @Sssnaps
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                                                              @sssnaps when you live with someone, you become aware of all of your idiosyncrasies and theirs. it's a big adjustment that takes a while.

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                                                              • QuantumKat QuantumKat
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                                                                @sssnaps said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                                                @quantumkat no I have a girlfriend but I mean living. Playing 2k at 12:30 am with no regrets is pretty nice tho

                                                                Yup... Enjoy it while it lasts 👀

                                                                In a few years you won't even be able to stay up until 12:30am without feeling hungover the next day 🤣

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                                                                • bru64 bru64
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                                                                  @willsterile lol yeah I knew it was baiting , but I wanted the details haha.

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                                                                  • Rsande64 Rsande64
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                                                                    @Sssnaps
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                                                                    @sssnaps One of the first things you'll learn is that women (from my experience) make more of a mess than guys do.

                                                                    I remember when I moved into an apartment with my wife (gf then) and one of her friends and my god, that bathroom.

                                                                    Counters with 9 million things on them, brushes with fucking wads of hair, etc.

                                                                    Hair brush

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                                                                    • 12th 12th
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                                                                      @quantumkat said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                                                      Same.
                                                                      "Oh, you're in the 1st quarter? OK I'll come back in a little bit."

                                                                      My lady verbatim lol.

                                                                      She knows when I’m playing 5v5 on or offline just by looking at the names.

                                                                      Gotta love a good woman

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                                                                      • Sssnaps Sssnaps
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                                                                        @12th speaking of names
                                                                        im one badly timed parents walk in + unlimited game against someone with that logo and the team name Bigblackdxck from being banned from online for life

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                                                                        • 12th 12th
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                                                                          @Sssnaps
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                                                                          @sssnaps tell your parents it’s not your fault, some dudes just love bigblackdicks

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                                                                          • Petravork Petravork
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                                                                            @12th said in Almost committed a murder last night:

                                                                            some dudes just love bigblackdicks

                                                                            now you speakin my language

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