Video Game Stories
damn this deserves it's own thread... fighting cousins in video games is some epic shit
QK, ask and you shall receive.
I had to dive deep into the U to find this post. And I found it.
With that said, here's a story for you guys. (Btw, no cousins were fought during this story lmao)
So, I'm playing 99Vidas, right? This was my very first time playing since I bought it. Here I am, beating niggas asses left and right, just annihilating everything in my path. Enter fucking Tidy, a palette swap of D. Lux (an enemy in the game). This bitch runs full fucking speed from off screen to hit me with a damn slide kick. And that slide kick is a bunch of bullshit because it's damn near unavoidable. Mind you, the game kinda pulls some bullshit with the enemies being able to walk off screen. The player can't, but they can? Horse shit. Anyways, he slide kicks Oak! (the character I'm playing as, and yes, that's how you spell his name), and I go down. Now I'm like: What the actual fuck was that bullshit? HE RAN FROM OFF SCREEN?!?!? So I start whooping his ass, and then a B. Chub runs on screen and hits me with his belly fat. Now I'm getting pissed because these chicken fuckers are screwing up my combos. Now I'm getting double teamed (and I mean that literally, because they're hitting me at the same time), and I die. I respawn, and turn into the second coming of God, because I start laying niggas out like it's UFC.
In the middle of me running rough shot through every one, a new asshole by the name of Punk enters the fray. And not just one, this nigga brought his butt-buddies with him. So now I'm fighting three of these asswipes, and I get TRIPLE-TEAMED. Just getting sliced up with knives, I use my desperation move and end up dying again. 3 lives left, I turn into a demon yet again. I'm whooping asses left and right...enter fucking Alice. This bitch has a damn rabbit in her hand, and she uses the shit as a weapon. I'm out here serving 10 piece nugget meals with the fries and the drink, and here she comes, hitting me with a 8 piece nugget meal, with a MILKSHAKE. After that, I fold her ass. Enter Tigra, the bitch ass kickboxing nigga. This nigga literally chased me around the level to hit me with a stupid ass running claw...move. Idk what you call that shit. Then the bitch starts 8-piecing me, and I'm mega pissed. I unleash infinite rage on his ass, kill him, beat the sub-boss, and move on. I'll skip explaining the next few levels (fighting, fighting, upgrading, fighting, dying, fighting, DESTROYING, upgrading, fighting, dying, see the pattern here?)
Final boss time: Only had like 9-10 lives. I hit him, it does nothing. I hit him again, nothing. I hit him like 6 times, nothing. He raises his hand, and shows me a V-sign. I'm like "huh?" and this nigga spawns in two different colored hands. I believe one red, one purple. Now I'm like "wtf is this?" and I get whacked by the red one, who is apparently a FIRE HAND. Now I'm like "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHAT?!?" and I die. The purple hand then decides to get it's licks in, and that one is a lightning hand. Really game? Really? I attempt to kill them, but I forgot about the actual boss, who had started charging up a special move. out of nowhere, I get blasted with my own special move, and die. Needless to say, I didn't beat him the first time. Or the second, or the the third, or the fourth. But on that fifth try...
Whew. That was a lot of fucking typing.
Got a video game story? Drop it here, I wanna read it.
@luckykid Story summary lmao
@thekingcartii The Rage is Real