TheKingCartii's School Stories: Vol. 2
@Sssnaps, I know you've been waiting for this one.
Ask, and you shall receive.
Without further ado,
TheKingCartii's School Stories: Vol. 2 is here.
Let's dive in, shall we?
Backyard Brawl Massacre?
The football game played between Jonesboro and Mt. Zion was an absolute thrashing. Jonesboro ran circles around Mt. Zion, en route to a 42-6 victory. Mt. Zion's lone points came off of a pick 6 thrown by Jonesboro's QB.
I must admit, however, that the game itself was actually kind of fun. The student section had a mascot dog head (Mt. Zion Bulldogs, so...) that we were throwing around, they threw out little mini footballs (I caught one, then they threw another that landed in my hand, but I intentionally let it drop. I then picked it up and, deciding to be a hero, gave it to someone else. Another one got thrown at me that I also gave to someone else.), they threw out cups, we did the wave, etc., etc. So yeah, fun time. I left halfway through the 3rd quarter (score was 42-6 still, neither team scored again lol), but it didn't really matter. Also, while we're on the topic of this game...
More Brawls: Not Once, But TWICE!
There were reportedly two fights that broke out after the game had ended, presumably between our (Jonesboro) kids, and theirs (Mt. Zion). As I said, I left the game early, so I didn't see this, but apparently someone pulled out a gun. Surprising, but also not surprising. My question is this: How the fuck did they get a gun past security? And if they didn't get it past security, why did you feel the need to pull out a gun? Guns aren't the answer to everything.
Anyways, next topic. The one @Sssnaps has been dying to read.
The (former) crush...HAS A BOYFRIEND?
Yes. You heard it correctly, and you heard it here first. The old crush has a whole boyfriend. Here's the thing though: I actually felt happy to hear this news. It's very bizarre, but I was really happy. Unusually and weirdly happy. Like, I had a crush on the girl. I LIKED her, and yet I'm happy she has a boyfriend? Strange.
Turns out, her boyfriend is (I believe) my guy Alan. We don't talk very much, but we're still on good terms with one another. He's the punter/kicker for the football team(s), but that doesn't have anything to do with anything I'm saying, so...lol.
The last headline for today.
What the hell is up with TheKingCartii and girls?
Like, seriously. What the fuck is going on? I get over a crush on one girl, and another magically comes to life. Not to mention the fact that 50% of the time that someone sees me around school, I'll be talking to a female, if not a group of females. There's literally a collection of girls who love messing with me for no reason (in a playful way, not in a lovey-dovey or mean way). Why? I have no idea. Now, I won't say anything about this new crush, because I can't even say if it's really a crush this time. I'm still kinda torn up on it, hence the reason I space out so much during class.
It's a little weird, ngl. I'll figure it out though.
And that is all for this edition of School Stories, I'll be back with Vol. 3 next month.
Thank you for reading.
Somebody cried because they were made fun of for eating an entire stick of butter
We play ultimate football in gym, which is just football with no contact. But, we play this on PAVEMENT. WHEN THE DISTRICT HAS SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON FIELDS ALL AROUND US, BUT NO. So anyway yesterday, i turned around and started running, I then slammed into someone, fell backwards, hit my head, head first, then I walked off perfectly fine. Probably no concussion, just a headache, but i slammed my head hard. So i'm taking it easy this weekend.
@sssnaps lmaoooo what
There was a MASSIVE fight at my school today
This fight started at the entrance to school at lunch and then the girl ran all the way to the back of the school and so did the other girl lol. Every ran back there and they started fucking going crazy, there was like 2000 kids surronding them, and they were on the ground lmao. All the teacher were screaming and trying to pull them off.
@notsmithboys1 this might explain a lot
Me typing School Stories:
Me waiting for the upvotes to roll in:
Sees 9 upvotes on Vol. 2 compared to 21 on Vol. 1
(This is just a joke, btw lmao)