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PAPPARADELLE, GNOCCHI WIT FUCKIN BUTTA, ZITI WIT GABAGOOL, BIG FAT FUCKIN BOWL O MINESTRONE!! TWO POUNDS OF FUCKIN RIGATONI SMUTHA’D IN AHTIE’S SUNDAY GRAVY!! A SIDE A FUCKIN RAVIOLI FILLED WIT BACON BITS AN MOZZARELLA!! WHAT A DELIGHT, WHAT AN EXPERIENCE!
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@pauliewalnuts said in PASTA:
PAPPARADELLE, GNOCCHI WIT FUCKIN BUTTA, ZITI WIT GABAGOOL, BIG FAT FUCKIN BOWL O MINESTRONE!! TWO POUNDS OF FUCKIN RIGATONI SMUTHA’D IN AHTIE’S SUNDAY GRAVY!! A SIDE A FUCKIN RAVIOLI FILLED WIT BACON BITS AN MOZZARELLA!! WHAT A DELIGHT, WHAT AN EXPERIENCE!
WHAT IS TEH BEST PASTA PAULIE
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@sssnaps D’OHHHHHH PROBABLY SUM MACARONI WIT GRAVY
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MY GRANDMA CALLS IT GRAVY BUT I CALL HER CRAZY. GRAVY AINT MADE OF TOMATOS PAULIE, GRAVY IS MADE WITH FLOUR AND FATS. SAUCE IS MADE WITH TOMATOES. ITS SAUCE.
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@petravork DON’T CHU GET LIPPY WIT ME COCKSUCKA, DIS IS DA BOSS YA TALKIN TO
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@pauliewalnuts I OTTA SMACK THE DINER WAITRESS PUBES OUT YA MOUTH FOR COMIN AT ME SIDEWAYS JABRONI. YOU RUN THE CORNERS OUT IN STATEN ISLAND BUT IM HITTIN THE BIG TIME OVER IN ATLANTIC CITY. ONLY MOVES I MAKE INVOLVE MONEY OR BROADS.
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MAMA MIA TONY SOPRANO EATIN’ THE PIZZA, SCARFIN DOWN SOME GABAGOOL AND SFOGIATELLE AND MAYBE AFTER FUCKIN’ SOME FETUCCINE ALFREDO RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A GRAVY COVERED STUGOTZ. OH FUCK ME MERIGONE, I’M DYIN’ FOR SOME OF AHTIE’S CROCK SHIT GUIDO STEW AND TIRAMISU. MY GOOMAR MADE THE LINGUINI AL DENTE AND I HAD TO LUPARA BIANCA HER FAT OLIVE OIL ASS. YOU WON’T SEE HER NO MORE, MERIGONE.
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@petravork YOU MAY RUN ATLANTIC CITY BUT YA DON’T RUN YA UNCLE PAULIE, NOW SHUDDAFUGGUP ABBADDIT!!! NEED I REMIND YOU WHAT HAPPENED DA LAST TIME YOU CRAWLED OUTTA YA LITTLE RAT ENCLOSHA? BULLETS, EVERYWHERE!! YOU WERE LUCKY YOU MADE IT OUTTA THERE, AND YOU GOT ME TO TANK FA DAT, MY FRIEND, WIDDALL DU RESPET
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@danali BIG BOWL ‘O RAGU, DA SAME KIND DAT RUNS TRU GINNY SACK’S FATASS! A CANOLI WIT CHOCOLATE SAWCE ALL OVA IT, A CAPPUCCINO BECAUSE THE AMERICANS WERE EATIN PUSSY BEFORE WE GAVE DEM OUR CUISINES. FAH BREAKFAST, A SMALL BOWL OF UNCOOKED DITALINI IN SOME BUFFALO MILK FROM DA MOZZARELLA FAHM. CAN I GET A AMEN, OH MARONE, OHHHHH MARONE WHAT I WOULDN’T DO FA SOME OF DAT PRIMAVERA OVER DER AT VESUVIO, AHTIE SHIPPED IT FROM ITALY LAST NIGHT. COME TA TINK ABOUDDIT, I COULD EAT A LOT MORE IF I WANT TO, SOME STUFF CLAMS, SOME
FRIED CALAMARI PRONOUNCED DA RIGHT WAY, A BIG FAT FUCKIN PLATE OF MARINARA I CAN PUSH MY FACE INTO, ROLLS OF BREAD AS LONG AS MY FOREARM, OH MERIGONE IF THERE’S LEFT OVA’S UNCLE PAULIE’S GOTTA TAKE SOME HOME FA HIS GOOMAD AND HER LIL BASTARD CHILDREN. WHAT A WORLD, PINCH ME I’M DREAMIN
