You get a shot with your favorite team. What are you doing first? What do you think your stat line will end up as?
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On defense: I'm gonna play my ass off but still get 45 dropped on my skull. Gonna use all 6 fouls I get.
On offense: (no saying "pass it to the best player" if you say that he passes it right back.)
I'm gonna let it fuckin fly when I'm open, but will mostly just stand in the corner.Stat line: 0 pts, 1 Reb, 0 Ast, 0 Stl, 0 Blk, 5 PF
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All I will do is lick the armpit of my opponent
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@sssnaps yo ass ain't getting a rebound
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Stat line: 50/10/10
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A few 3's, a couple assists, 1 flop, and a tech for talking shit
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@dc80 said in You get a shot with your favorite team. What are you doing first? What do you think your stat line will end up as?:
Lol facts ssnapps swear he the shit I bet his ass would ask for a sub in the first min
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Dudes saying a few threes then get on my ass for getting a lucky long rebound
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@sssnaps I'd bet my bank account I'm more likely to hit a 3 in a scrimmage than you are at getting a rebound lol
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only way @Sssnaps is getting a board
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The duality of man
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0pts 0rebs 0blks 0asts 0steals 10turnovers 6fouls 5mins
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6 pts, 1 rebound, 3 assists, 2 steals, 0 blocks, 2 fouls, ejected for wearing high top black air forces.
2 threes because they didn't bother guarding me
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10/10/6
turnovers/minutes/fouls
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falls on purpose "Ah shit coach tore my ACL" and just enjoy front row seats
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0pts 0rbs 0blks 0asts 0stls 0to 0fouls 2tornacls 1ruptureddisc
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I'd throw out my back, tear an ACL or two, etc.
I'd spend my gamecheck on physical therapy and massages.
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Biggest issue is that some people could get minutes on some teams rn with like 3 real nba players lmao
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