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Do you want a dream resort? Well, come here to the 2ku resort! Here’s a guide to all of our attractions.

Main Discussion area
This is a comfortable area where people can discuss freely. We mostly discuss about NBA2K, but there is much more to talk and discuss about!
If the cards suck, we can always interact with nearby resorts and make our own content instead.
You can search cards or have a conversation with our great 2kUbot!

NBA Room
Our main feature in the NBA room, is of course, our elaborate betting system, with constantly updated odds and stats! Done by our amazing NBA bot.
We have a mock draft/prospect scouting space run by @Shinostique.
We also have a debate space, home to new, fresh, clean debates about NBA news and basketball. We are also home to @pedronqneves and @HollygroveMikey having the same bron debates over and over.

NKOTB Space
If nobody wants to deal with these guys, just send em to our club. @Petravork drops off his
son, @Sssnaps while doing VORK things all the time, super convenient.

This is a great place to keep these valuable but also sometimes annoying resort members occupied.

Card Creation center
The CCC is the place for all Nba basketball and NBA2K fans, who can create custom cards of their favorite players. This is a place for creative minds to bond and make things.

Security

2kus resort security is top notch. We don’t just permanently ban members for no reason(cough cough other resort cough)

But we do have not just the mods, but all of our trusted members are able to detect if members will really be good and productive. If they aren’t, we kick them out of our resort

If they potentially try and break in, we have our snipers on duty, such as @dznasty to take em out.

The Invincible room
The invincible room is for the monthly invincible member announcements. Every member of the resort gathers around to see the new invincible member, and everyone applauds as the new IOTM is crowned.

New Area: Poz retreat!
Ever feel like being positive about 2k, but they just don’t give you anything to be positive about?

Well take a waltz to the Poz Retreat and embrace your inner Jaguar!

If you be negative inside the Poz retreat, you will be given a pep talk to keep it as pozitive as pozzible, and how they 2ku doesn’t want the pozzibility of un-pozifying the area.

Come to our Fantastic Resort Today!

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1st pick on first board: level up
1st pick on 2nd board level up
Me out loud: This is the one, I can feel it
1st pick on last board: badge
2nd pick on list board:

Basically it took me four attempts to get an opal.

The insane luck here is ridiculous

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I don’t know how he does it, but everytime the site seems to get stale, he pulls off another feature! This thread is simply to show love to this amazing mod

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Quantum.

What exactly does that mean?

So, as you can see here, the magnitude of the radiation is the important part here. We also need to pay attention to other factors to fully understand this, like-

we didn’t come here for a science class! raises pitchfork

Ok, ok, fine, let’s get to the point.

lowers pitchfork
These two cards from the season five drop are both crazy good:

Both of these guys have mastered the art of harnessing quantum physics. Let’s start with Gerald.

Wallace is just straight up LOCKDOWN on D. He can guard 1-4 at an elite level, plus some smaller fives as well with his 88 interior D at sf. He has a 6’10 wingspan with HOF interceptor, so he’s deadly in the passing lanes. With straight up, one on one, iso defense, Gerald can lock down pretty much any perimeter scorer. 96 per D, HoF Clamps, HoF intimidator.
I didn’t even mention how he was an above average rebounder for his position.
But blah blah blah about defense, this game is all about offense cheese and who out scores the other. Wallace is a great scorer as well.
He has a 95 driving dunk, 88 middy and three with an easy release, plus an 86 ball handle. Add those to these badges:

You have an elite slasher who can double as a nice corner boy.
Now, for Malone.
I think for midget bigs, he’s definitely up there with Wes unseld. Nobody is touching Mel Daniels tho
He is a 6’9, 250 lbs BEAST post scorer and slasher. He will dunk on anybody he sees in the lane. Including D-rob, on multiple occasions.
He is also automatic from mid range, with a 94 middy and gold difficult shots. And don’t worry 5 out 3 point hunters; he has a 86 three with gold range, plus a very easy release.
Sadly, he doesn’t get speedboost dribbling, but he has HOF quick first step, and HOF downhill. He’ll have speed boost once he gets take anyway.
The only weakness I see in this card is probably defense, but that’s mostly because of his height. Malone is in the bottom 10% among all centers for height.
Sometimes against bigger players, like a Shaq for example, he doesn’t do very well. He has the great defense attributes, he has the HOF badges, he’s just... small. Even with this height disadvantage, his athleticism and stats make him an elite rebounder.

I usually only play him at the 4, and only play him at the 5 for short stretches.
Plus, look at these badges man:

How are they together?
They are great. To be honest, they’re just good working in the half court. Malone ball handler/Wallace pop works very well, or the other way around is good too. The real threat is when these two get downhill.
They are a dominant fast break duo. They both have HOF downhill, HoF showtime, and they both are elite finishers. Also, both of them are able to get to the corner for a dish, and they will deliver the three.
Overall, this duo has changed my opinion.
I think quantum is now the G.O.A.T energy.

Wallace: 9/10
Malone: 10/10
Duo: 9/10

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history repeats itself

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Because the FULL LEBRON LINEUP IS COMPLETE

AND ITS ONLY FEBRUARY

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You are the man mkopli

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@immano99 look at this mountain.

So the red arrows, represent the ones that were here from the start, they should get a OG badge.
The yellow arrows represent people who came in while it was building, and help build and speed growth up.
I think the more effective yellow arrows deserve a badge.
Getting a legend badge depends. Do you want only red arrows to have it, or can very effective yellow arrows also get it? The mods have to decide.

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All My Niggas Ballin Like Curry (Full Song)

Steph is a demon. He kinda always is with that crazy good base tho
First off, look at this:

Add 99 middy and three, I’m not even sure what you’re supposed to do to stop this. Big PGs like Webber and grant hill still let him drop 20+ with 70%+ shooting. Even when people switched Kawhi on to him and heavily went over screens... they forgot this is warped reality steph. So yeah... 98 dunk plus this

I have also never seen Curry blocked on a dunk attempt
Add OP shooting and unblockable dunks on a PG and you get an offensive powerhouse.

And his defense is actually OK too.

He does a good job of slowing down smaller PGs his size. Big PGs? Well, that’s a different story

One thing is you have to adjust your game plan around Steph. How can we protect him from big PGs? How can we put defense around him?

One thing I’m planning to do is give Steph more offball routes like real life, cuz I’m using Steph curry like an upgraded Ohl right now and not how Steph really plays.

Ok, ok... here is the BEST PART... when he gets take. He is unstoppable.
That is not an exaggeration. He greens logo step back threes.
He makes every single leaner.
It’s just a feeling using DM Steph with takeover that is unmatched joy-wise with anything else in gameplay from 2k21.
So... if you don’t mind small PGs, and want to have fun with an OP shooter and shot creator, get STEPHEN WARDELL CURRY

Rating 10/10
Cheese rating: 13/10
Whites rating: 2678/10