Hello to all of my fellow universalites, Harvard niggas and hoteps a like. Well...we’ve made it, made it through another season and oh boy...what a season right? See usually i don’t do seasonal reviews but i felt like this shit deserved one. Why? Because 2K decided to get experimental, ambitious, dare i say...creative? When they first announced what will forever be known as ditched reality, i was all for it. I was like:

YES! Finally the 2k gods have heard our cries, our prayers, they’ve finally decided to think outside of the box and come with something that could help rescue this poor emaciated mode from what was surely looking like imminent doom. I really felt like this was going to be like some John wick shit. “Oh MLB The show kills my dog? I’ll show them!” And 2K was gonna come out like

But instead it was more like..

Man...what in THEE fook was this???

Ya lost me 2K, like Forreal...search and rescue fuckin lost me with this one. This has to be the biggest dropping of the ball I’ve ever seen by this company...and that’s saying a lot. This Shit should’ve just been called: “Season 6: we’ve given up, see you next year”. I’ve never played a more RNG laced, half baked idea, bullshit money grab, no control of your power creep ass mode in a video game...ever.

I mean...this shit SUUUUUUUCKS. Whoever thought of this, give your job to this guy

Because I’m almost POSITIVE he’s better at your job than you are. If a group of you guys thought of it, we’re doomed. You had it, it was right there!! Right in your palms! Think of this like a date, the girl is practically throwing you the box...all you gotta do is seal the deal. But instead you tell her how still wet the bed and you like your mom to cut the crust off your PB&J for you when she packs your lunch for your job at Taco Bell.

Jeezus freakin christ!!

If tone deaf was a person...i swear.

I can only speak for myself personally, but i played hundreds of games this season...in every single mode. I saw the glitch market a whopping

Fuckin times...really 2k? REALLY? After while i forgot it even existed because i just had already accepted i was never going to see it. This is how you keep’um 2K, this is how you make want more (sarcasm ). I honestly don’t even care about next season anymore, this game is essentially dead to me at this point...I’m playing a ghost hoping that muthafucka might materialize into something i once recognized as fun again....yeah, it’s morbid and depressing. But that’s where I’m at.

What the fuck 2K? WHAT THE FUCK MAN?? Why did you make people grind for Henny god for 45 fuckin days only to NEVER update him to VQ? By far the biggest waste of time of any season reward thus far. Oh and to top it off you muthafuckas dropped a DM KPJ...oh my, please use Vaseline next time. They made this random ass Billy Owens nigga better than the biggest grind card of the season...

Sometimes i think you guys just don’t like us, like you muhfuckas really hate us...that’s all i can come up with.

But I’ll give you props on the good though, because there were some bright spots.

-Free milsap, kukoc, Bowen? Those were great looks, loved it. You guys need to magnify that by 5 next season.

-Julis randle in TTO? That was nice, pretty decent card but outdated within 22 hours...let’s try to value your players time by not outclassing a card they played a bunch of games to get.

• Danny Dashiki...GOATED. Completely worth it even though it had dudes like @element like

But he’s a card that i can use for a long time.

But spotlights? Mega fail. People had to play a shit ton of games to get Mel Daniels and then even more to evo him and THEN you guys drop Kareem, Glitched Wilt, Shaq Curry, GOAT Giannis, BOL THANOS BOL! Like bruh...what is you doin??? 2K i don’t know if some intern at your office is pranking you guys and Turning your clocks and calendars forward but...it’s MAY, relax. You don’t need to show your ass this early.

All in all this season had the potential to be the best ever (i mean EVER) and it turned out to be the worst ever (and i mean EVER). I find it hard to see how this mode continues on being engaging when they’ve pretty much sucked the fun out of it with season 6, but I’ll wait with bated breath, who knows? Maybe they’ll surprise me?

Or maybe I’m just playing the video game version of The definition of insanity

Doing the same shit over and over and expecting a different result.

Season rating 2/5
RNG rating

The irony

@sssnaps they probably got banned because they’re on that site, it’s a highly bannable offense.

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Ahhhh yes, here we are again with a review of NBA hall of famer...

NBA All star?

NBA 6th man of the year???

Well what the fuck is he then?? I guess we’ll just talk about how unrealistically broken this card

Really is.

Let’s break it down:

Best release in the game on very quick? ️
Best dribble package with pro 2 and pro 3? ️
Elite dunker? ️
Elite defense? ️
Goated hair line?

Bitch you guessed it....️

There is really nothing this card cannot do, and yet something about him still feels off. I added the Kobe speed grinches expecting him to blow by everyone and he feels a little slow...even clunky at times. He doesn’t feel as smooth as magic, or even Giannis with 99 Swb. He can drive like a mad man, but he also feels like he gets stopped at the cup because his speed isn’t as high in game as it is on paper. But aside from that he’s pretty fuckin incredible. That base 98 on very quick is like shooting with your Gatorade bottles filled with crack. I swear at one point i saw Danny scratching his neck for more Gatorade

It took me a few games to adjust because I’ve been shooting with basic ass releases for so long i forgot what heaven truly felt like...but once it clicked?

Oooohh yeeeeah....shit was flowing like the salmon of Capistrano (if you know you know)

I will say this, i don’t feel he’s the best card in the game YET. I might have to run him for the rest of the week and really dig in. But he does feel like a much better AK47 and that’s one of my favorite cards, so Danny is an absolute must have if you’re an AK fan.

All he needs is blinders, worm, hook specialist and the speed grinches and you have yourself an end game card that you can easily run the rest of next season...make sense? Of course not.

Good luck to all of you on your grind and in the words of Danny Ferry.....Black lives matter.

Rating 9/10
MTU rating 9/10
Cheese rating:

Hate to see it, but this mode is dying...numbers are down on all the forums, on all the streams, all the YouTube channels. It’s actually kicking the bucket about 2 months faster than it did last year. Why is that? I think it has a lot to do with the insane amount of purchasable cards vs the amount of cards you can grind for. Rather than making it numerous cards you can grind for all season, they give you 1 card (ferry) that you have to play 30000 games for. Or 33 games for 1 Mel Daniels. Then you get a PD for the weekend...maybe 2 (the weekend for Beal, Bowen and Milsap was a one off that they should’ve kept going).

There’s just really no incentive to play, this mode is only fun if you can grind and play for cards. This is quite possibly the most unrewarding card collecting mode out of any sports game on the market. 2K if you’re reading this....you are almost too late. but let me help you before you are:

Please give us more to do, more free content to grind for all week. Stop stretching out the grind for ONE card a WHOLE week. People should be able to build their collection THROUGH the week...not just on purchasable content days and that PD Friday.

If you want to keep your core engaged...stop being greedy with the content and show more love.

You know what might really help your videos numbers/feedback and things like that here? Actually engaging with the community HERE.

As a content creator i would think you’d want to engage with other players.

Ohhh my lord, ooooooooooh my lord....we got one boys, we fuckin got one!

I’m gonna pass the collection plate around while i speak on this because we bout to go to church...and while we appreciate the money that jingles we rather have the kind that folds...can i get an Amen

Walter Ray Allen Jr was born on July 20th 1975 in a manger...some say his mother was even a virgin. The three wiseman (not James family, some other niggas) brought him gifts...gifts of 3’s, dunks and ice cold veins. Ray was a gifted child, it was said that he could walk on rims at the age of 8, shoot 3 pointers from the McDonald’s parking lot across the street from the gym...could turn water to Gatorade, a child born from the basketball gods.

As Ray grew older he realized that Ray was a cool name, but he needed something better...something more suited for the savior of basketball and that’s when the great prophet Spike Lee appeared and said “imma call you Jesus....Jesus shuttlesworth” and from that day forward...that’s what he’d be know across the world as.

Fast forward to 2021, Jesus has long left the game of basketball to focus on other things such as...well, Jesus Shit. But he has left us with a digital version of himself born out of the pits of hell called NBA 2k21...and only Jesus himself could bring so much light to something so very dark and ugly.

This muthafuckin card is GOD! I’m actually ready to stop writing this long ass, overly dramatic review just so i can use him again. Never EVER have i felt so confident using one card...as my nigga snoop said

When you speak of just a straight up dominant card on both sides of the court? Oh lawd...this is IT. Fuck a check list, he’s got it all! Just know that, the boy has got his own money!! I seriously can’t explain how many games this card has won me, just ridiculous...absolutely fuckin ridiculous.

Let’s start with a 3 game stat line.

Buuuuuccckkkets.

I mean what more can i say? He just don’t give a fuck...he ran out of fucks to give a long time ago.

Now let’s look at Jesus doing some clutch shit...just straight up saving me from my sins on this wretched ass game

Ray saved 12th

Oh but it gets better...much better

Ray saved Lebron

And for his final act of kindness

May 17, 2021

DOM MO NENT! You hear me?

Kawhi, Jordan, Kobe, Billy? They are this cards disciples. He is the chosen one, our lord and 2K savior...blessed be thy name, W’s they will be done..on The court as they are in heaven.

All praise be the glory to the Holy Spirit of the Darkest of matter Ray Allen.

Amen

Rating 100/10
Cheese rating:
God tier.

Join the movement! Even if you didn’t lock...we need to address the fact that 2K basically scammed people. Perhaps the biggest scam in 2K history. The fact that this isn’t one of the biggest topics in the community is beyond me. There needs to be a change. #FixPhil

Do you guys not like money? Do you enjoy reading how aloof you guys are? Are you guys just trolling? Seriously..I’m concerned. This mode went from being the best mode in the game to a piss poor shell of its former self. This mode is the equivalent of taking bamboo shoots and shoving them under your fingernails while simultaneously watching paint dry...this is literally if water boarding was a video game.

I feel like a P.O.W playing this Shit, waiting for some kind of special forces group to come save me from kneeling on rock salt in the middle of a Vietnamese jungle...RNG torture.

Seasons? Yeah...KILL this shit. Make it walk the plank. This was one of the dumbest ideas you’ve ever had. Whoever thought of this, please demote him to the mail room.

Speaking of demotion...who’s in charge of your content releases? Because i swear you guys just leave a computer on and let it pick what drops every Friday.

It’s the tone deaf for me....

Please, i beg of you...stop getting drunk on the job. It is not working out for you. You guys must be doing blow off cheap hookers cottage cheese thighs in a motel 6 instead of working...that’s the only way i can imagine why you’re failing miserably.

I would rather drink a covid cola than play this Shit sometimes. I would rather listen to Miley Cyrus yodel than play this Shit. Sometimes i feel like giving Lizzo a piggy back ride to Popeyes would be more enjoyable than this mode.

Ok I’m done.

@quantumkat yeah he’s not what i thought he would be, PG13 is much better honestly

11-0 in the opal tier…got dropped off by a nigga named Jennifer.

The fuck is going on in the world

@errolzzz you know better than that bruh lol, we all alone out here in these MyTeam streets. We had to damn near start a mutiny to fix Phil lmao

@508 he has zero control over what @errolzzz is asking for. Dude hasn’t worked there even a year, he doesn’t have the kind of pull people think. I don’t think he’s a paid shill as much as he is someone who doesn’t have any real juice at the company yet. People be on here like “Ronnie doesn’t listen to our complaints, Sam doesn’t care” lmao, bruh THEY CAN’T FIX SHIT…It’s super obvious. you guys are asking the wrong people.

There’s a reason the main guys who could make instant changes in MyTeam don’t interact with the community, because they would be bombarded by Shit. The ones you can’t reach are the ones we need to talk to…not these dudes everybody knows.

@billyincognito i wish Mickey would’ve stayed outta this, gotdamn that niggas trash as fuck to me.

@nddot as i said he would. Royce is nice as fuck, but battling is just not his forte.

@juicy-j-8787 idk about that man, when Isaac is healthy that dude is a fuckin beast. He was looking like he was about to breakout big time before he got hurt.

@element even more than that, it’s a FREE DIGITAL CARD. Like bitch you ain’t losing a dime giving out this card for free that you have an infinite amount of. The straight up greed of this company is just unreal. They’re really trying to hoard a card that they’ll try and resell until the game is over, for what? The game cycle is done, just give the fuckin card out to as many people want it and call it a day. This company will drag you by the nuts until the very end, it’s so wack.

@element it’s in the court side report

@atgalex oh yeah i remember those, ah it was still bleh even though Houston was fun. I typically enjoy the game around the holidays the most. That’s when cards are perfectly balanced imo. Nobody is super OP yet, and it feels like a strategic team builder. Everything seems to play better around that time.