Thank you all for making the site great and making me visit even though ‘22 hasn’t opened for a month now.
Biggest Chauncey Billups fan here. Upvote avenger. Ben Wallace is a top 20 C all time. Cry about it.
Gentlemen and Gentlemen, once you saw the title, I KNOW you knew that I was the one making this thread. And so, I present the man that will be an absolute demon in future myteams, 6’8’ with a 7’0” wingspan, man who got violated on IG live (we’ll get to that later), Cade Cunningham.
First off: the badges.
I know, some of y’all were saying, “Oh, this card is only good on current, he sucks on next, to which I will reply”
Only badge he doesn’t have that he needs is Blinders, and if you don’t have the measly 200 tokens for Blinders in almost August, what are you even doing?
Next: The Jumper
Base 98 with Simmons upper? On Thursday I was like this with some of y’all-
But after using it for almost 2 days now, I can confirm that he is greener than Phil Jackson, since he declares himself the Zen Master. If you work on it, it’ll only take 5-10 minutes to get instant greens.
Now: The Defense
Some of y’all are getting your Lundty fingers ready to write me a 5 paragraph essay about how Cade isn’t big enough to guard the likes of AK or whatever Point Guard Bron 2k decides to drop next Friday.
And to that I say:
Dude has a 7 foot wingspan and still locks up. Adding defensive grinches is icing on the cake, and I’ll be ready to smack your PG Bol Muresan back to yesterday. If I’m ballin with this man, you know this game is just about over.
Now, I gotta talk about the one weakness that Cade has: getting absolutely violated by some troll on IG Live…
Final analysis: I’m one of few Pistons fans here, so imma rate this man highly no matter what. But gotta give this dude respect, taking care of a kid at 19 while still putting up buckets nightly. This, Troy Weaver, is a man who makes his bed.
Card Rating: 9.5/10
Buffs Rating: 12/10
First off, #2KUBEST and it ain’t really close
To say this is incredible is a vast understatement. Running an Internet forum is tough, but starting one up and gaining a user base is even more difficult. And I am so happy that I got to hop along for the ride.
I’m sad that I wasn’t here for the official launch day (I started really posting in June), but I’ve enjoyed talking with each and every one of you (bar @SlashTheDash). You guys gave me an active forum to talk about 2k with, spam Chauncey requests with, and just chill with when the only other option was a graveyard.
Some people that I’d especially like to thank
[email protected]: You were the first person to welcome me here and even had a few hour long conversation in DMs letting me know what the site was all about. Some other sites wouldn’t do that, but you guys did. And I appreciate that.
-All of the @new-kids-on-the-block. 2KG didn’t have an age group that I connected with, but you guys gave me a group that I felt like I belong with, and I thank you for that.
[email protected] supplied me with MT for the remainder of 21 multiple times out of the kindness of his own heart and has just been an incredible site owner who actually interacts with his users. I know he’s been grinding for 2.0 and I am insanely excited to see what’s next for the future of this site.
[email protected] for being a fellow Detroit fan (kind of, he’s Warriors now) and providing intellectual commentary unmatched by anyone.
[email protected] has impressed me with his change to a very productive forum member. You went from Josher to this and I appreciate your upvotes. But @thekingcartii still holds that spot in my heart, apologies.
[email protected] @12th @SG24 @WillSterile @OGxSuave for being incredible parts of this site. It wouldn’t be the same without you. You let me know when I’m out of line and I appreciate it. I’ve enjoyed interacting with each and every one of you. My greatest achievement in life is being part of Will’s most liked post.
[email protected] is always so positive and it makes me so happy. Thank you BRUH
-I want to thank @jase for being mature when I wasn’t. I said some out of pocket shit and you were nice enough to let it go after we worked it out in DMs.
[email protected] because he’ll send Randle to attack me if I dont (jk luv u errolzz)
[email protected] not gonna cap, you fucked up there for a minute but you fixed it and I respect that.
I got elected Invincible somehow and when I’m having an off day, I go back and read @RodSquad’s incredible essay and feel pretty good. Thank you all for letting me be a part of t this great community, and when 2.0 comes I’m sure we will get INSANE
Some of y’all probably know me as one of the guys from “the other” forum, but I’ve been lurking here for a few months after reading through a ton of old threads over there with a ton of funny stuff from most of you that are here now. Love the vibe going around, guys here are a lot closer than some of the stuff over there.
Sorry this is coming in late, but hope it’s enough.
Thank you everyone for letting me have this shiny badge. I’ve had a blast being here for the last however many months and getting to know y’all. I barely been playing 2k bc of classes and stuff, but I love logging on and talking about whatever.
Also thanks to the nkotb, for making me look mature in comparison.
Thanks to @rodsquad for this great essay. I swear I opened that shit up and just started smiling like a fool under that mask.
Thanks for letting me talk about Chauncey and Ben and Cade and Weaver and whatever the hell I ramble about.
Is someone cooking marshmallows or is that the burning dumpster fire with remains of TwoKei Gee?
They really messed up trying to ban me. I left that place in my wake like
You know what pisses me off about that place? Junk wax heroes. Nobody’s asking for these stupid ass card videos.
TwoKei has died, and we have officially buried them. Just look at this. Nobody wants to be there.
I be dunking on them every day like Zion. Them SC boys built different.
In conclusion, I love seeing Bixbi lose, it's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. His loss is the only reason i'm still alive, i was born to love and enjoy the failure that he has achieved.