I've been REVIVED BY the VORK.
He has requested my regular appearance from being OVERWORKED and UNDERPAID from building out CFAs for the past few months
As he watches the Texans lose as usual,
All of 2kU...
Please lets gather and wish...the one the only hellraising, limousine riding, kiss stealing, wheeling, dealing, trolling, roody poo, pie eating master of disaster himself.....STORMBREAKER (WWE Reference)...naw it's my brother THE @Petravork BIRTHDAY.
Alright now you all are in for a shocker
This is not only I as the WHEELIN, PANTY DROPPIN', KISS STEALIN, LIMO RIDIN' , SON OF GUN but also my BROTHERS...which includes the infamous, the one, the only, THE 3rd MAN of NWO.....!!! Its @Petravork (the end on the right, and I'm the MAN IN THE MIDDLE)
And thus the collective faces of the 2K Universe when they realize we are RELATED
This is deep. Everyone should find someone (therapist confidant, friend or family) to confide in.
Stress, Pandemic Panic, Love, Money, Job/Stability loss, Loss of Family or loved ones...past 2years plus has sucked for everyone.
Race? Don't matter, Gender/Orientation? Don't matter, Social Status? Same thing..Don't matter
1 thing i want everyone to know is that someone cares. Someone loves ya. Someone is thinking of you may not be 100 or 100k but all you need is 1.
There is a Crack in everything..but that's how light gets in.
Stay positive, reach out,, help one another and we all will make it.
- Dick Van Arsdale (16 characters long)
Teams: Phoenix Suns, New York Knicks
- Dick Cunningham (15 characters long)
Teams: Milwaukee Bucks, Houston Rockets
- Dick Schnittker (15 characters long)
Team: Washington Capitols, Minneapolis Lakers
- Dick Fitzgerald (15 characters long)
Teams: Toronto Huskies, Providence Steamrollers
- Dick Eichhorst (14 characters long)
Team: St. Louis Hawks
- Dick Rosenthal (14 characters long)
Team: Fort Wayne Pistons
- Dick Garmaker (13 characters long)
Teams: New York Knicks, Minneapolis Lakers
- Dick Knostman (13 characters long)
Team: Syracuse Nationals
Dicks that didn’t make the cut:
Dick Bavetta (12 characters long)
Dick Vitale (11 characters long)
Dick Barnett (12 characters long)
Dick Bunt (9 characters long)
Dick Clark (10 characters long)
Dick Dickey (11 characters long)
Dick Duckett (12 characters long)
Dick Evans (10 characters long)
Dick Farley (7 characters long)
Dick Furey (10 characters long)
Dick Garrett (12 characters long)
Dick Gibbs (10 characters long)
Dick Groat (10 characters long, also every Raptors fan’s dream)
Dick Grubar (11 characters long)
Dick Holub (10 characters long)
Dick Klein (10 characters long)
Dick Lange (10 characters long)
Dick Lee (8 characters long)
Dick McGuire (12 characters long)
Dick Mehen (10 characters long)
Dick Miller (11 characters long)
Dick Murphy (11 characters long)
Dick Nemelka (12 characters long)
Dick O’Keefe (11 characters long)
Dick Ricketts (12 characters long)
Dick Schulz (6 characters long)
Dick Shrider (12 characters long, Steph Curry has a lot of Dick Shriders on here lately)
Dick Snyder (11 characters long)
Dick Starzyk (12 characters long)
Dick Surhoff (12 characters long)
Dick Triptow (12 characters long)
Dick Wehr (9 characters long)
List is invalid WITHOUT THE GREATEST DICK
Surprised there isn't much Jan 6 talks. Bombshell testimony this week
I have no faith anyone will be held accountable.
Lmao what's accountability in this world anymore?!
Migrants died in a trailer in Texas. The clown Joe Abbot said it was Bidens fault....Not the obvious temp 100 plus heat with people stuck in a trailer...
someone needs to YEET him I swear
Maybe they will...update with 0 reliance on animations?
Maybe they will...update with better actual basketball?
Maybe they will...update pack odds?
Maybe they will...make a more intersting game?
Maybe they will....ah who am I kidding?
2k23 Done already just sending screenshots now
Harden GONE, KD GONE (PENDING), BEN GONE (LOL might as well be), Kyrie (BEEN GONE LMAO....Pending)..OH how sweet it is @Petravork for the ROCKETS
Them Nets 1st round picks that Houston got about to look Very VERY NICE...Nets been missing with super teams than CLANKTON ON HIS FREE THROWS