I've been REVIVED BY the VORK.

He has requested my regular appearance from being OVERWORKED and UNDERPAID from building out CFAs for the past few months

Aka..

@508 only 1 man. I'm more TAME than @Petravork . I can't agree or disagree with his methods. Rather they are nothing NEW for ME

As he watches the Texans lose as usual,
All of 2kU...
Please lets gather and wish...the one the only hellraising, limousine riding, kiss stealing, wheeling, dealing, trolling, roody poo, pie eating master of disaster himself.....STORMBREAKER (WWE Reference)...naw it's my brother THE @Petravork BIRTHDAY.

Alright now you all are in for a shocker

This is not only I as the WHEELIN, PANTY DROPPIN', KISS STEALIN, LIMO RIDIN' , SON OF GUN but also my BROTHERS...which includes the infamous, the one, the only, THE 3rd MAN of NWO.....!!! Its @Petravork (the end on the right, and I'm the MAN IN THE MIDDLE)

And thus the collective faces of the 2K Universe when they realize we are RELATED

DAMN MAN

NFL Legend passed today...Wow!
Was sudden. No causes so far but will update

In rememberance post your favorite Madden Gif Saying, or Madden Moment

Favorite Saying: TOUGH ACTING TININACIN

Sequence of events for this thread...

Me seeing this thread about @Petravork

Me reading about what he did

the Ensuing punishment I can hand out that 2kU can't.

Tried to duplicate lebron's pregame meal

This is deep. Everyone should find someone (therapist confidant, friend or family) to confide in.

Stress, Pandemic Panic, Love, Money, Job/Stability loss, Loss of Family or loved ones...past 2years plus has sucked for everyone.

Race? Don't matter, Gender/Orientation? Don't matter, Social Status? Same thing..Don't matter

1 thing i want everyone to know is that someone cares. Someone loves ya. Someone is thinking of you may not be 100 or 100k but all you need is 1.

There is a Crack in everything..but that's how light gets in.

Stay positive, reach out,, help one another and we all will make it.

At least 19 children, 2 teachers dead after shooting at Texas elementary school

At least 19 children and two teachers are dead after a shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas on Tuesday, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety -- an incident that President Biden decried as "carnage" in a call for lawmakers "to act." The tragedy in Uvalde, about 90...

Sigh this shit gotta stop man....like for real...this is just sad and ridiculous.....kids man

SMMFH

@Petravork looks like a STORAGE OF DEADNESS

A DEAD FORUM STORAGE.

Btw mans talking to himself like...

@atgalex said in NFL Off-season Thread:

Watson getting 0 games

Aint no way in HELL he getting 0 games.
Hell NAW

@rench3373 said in MLB The Show Megathread:

Really hope they add a 90+ LS pack at the end of this new program, considering I haven't even pulled one the entire cycle

Lmao u sure you want that? Might end up pulling a bum lol. Only ones at the low end that are worth anything are Mad max and Corbin. (Mind u I'm in the same boat)

Better hope an update comes and knock a few down.

@pandemicp said in Roe V Wade is done, what happens now?:

Still to this day funny as shit.
The fact he basically "charged up" the kick was just unreal.

@quantumkat said in Roe V Wade is done, what happens now?:

@manulous said in Roe V Wade is done, what happens now?:

@flashstorm87 said in Roe V Wade is done, what happens now?:

Cause another thought...say I have a religion that practices abortions (sounds messed up but)....if I can't have one and it's because u have a law against it...then I think k that means u infringed on me because of my religion......

Jewish groups gear up to battle abortion bans after Roe overturned

Orthodox welcome Supreme Court reversal despite questions over Jewish halakhic take on issue, with some envisioning court challenge based on Jewish religious freedom

@ogxsuave said in Roe V Wade is done, what happens now?:

Take Religion out of politics PLEASE

Should never have been there in general.

Honestly here is a thought.
Why are they banning abortion? What's the reasoning?
I guarantee the answer is leaning towards religious...and if that's the case...THATS ILLEGAL.

Hmmm well now...the people can sue the government.
Cause another thought...say I have a religion that practices abortions (sounds messed up but)....if I can't have one and it's because u have a law against it...then I think k that means u infringed on me because of my religion......

Sorry fellas for being long but it's just a thought

@nd13 said in MLB The Show Megathread:

Who do I hold and who do I sell? I got everyone at their last overall’s quick sell value

Hesley and Garcia are due up probably next update.(HOLD THERE)

Correa...I haven't kept track since he left the Stros
And Holmes in the same boat
(Do WHAT U MUST)

@ogxsuave said in Buffalo Mass Shooting by Racist POS live streamed on Twitch (10 Dead):

Yo have y’all been hearing about Erza Miller the person who plays flash

That nigga is a straight up lunatic

And in a FLASH his career will be over. Dude is fucking psycho man

Wait who in here had an ass amount of Edwin Diazs??!
That man went Diamond
I smell a HUGE PAYDAY..OR in @Petravork words a HUGE FART

@quantumkat said in Roe V Wade is done, what happens now?:

Errors? Condoms are errors? Same sex marriage? Error?

Oh dear...

Fuck that COON ASS CLOWN CLARENCE!!!

Hit that man with the music

Look at the Coons Video