I’m mad. This thread will be all over the place, if you don’t want to see me going off then scroll all the way to the bottom
I’m not in a forgiving mood.
So have a seat and listen to this story, refreshments will be provided at the conclusion of service:
There once was a man named
2kgam **Twokei Gee. Twokei lived a great life, owned his own basketball shop, and was survived by the thousands of workmen who helped keep him alive for years.
Twokei had 8 workmen in particular who contributed greatly to the well being of the basketball shop:
Twokei also had a team of 7 Police Officers (Disciples) who ensured that no beef popped off at ALL hours of the day
Two in particular, the Transformer and the English Major, took their jobs WAY too seriously, and found themselves ruling the shop by THEIR judgement, much to the dismay of the workers. The shop began to be ruled like -
Things were going good for Twokei during the Great Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 - he was gaining more and more members for his shop, making upwards of a HEAPING $25 a month in sales, gaining more and more notoriety with celebrities and content creators shouting out his shop
Then… Twokei started to feel himself and decided that he cared more about the Disciples than he did about the thousands of workmen he had. This caused an insanely large rift in the shop, split between the real niggas and the beta niggas
In the middle of the heaping pile of fiery shit, his head police officer, the English Major, started to pull out his dick and wave it around in front of the workmen, as he knew that if they defied his authority, Twokei would take his side no questions asked
So the head PO continued his reign of tyranny, while Twokei sat back and allowed it to occur. In turn, causing the top workmen at the shop to threaten to go on strike and create a BETTER basketball shop
Meanwhile, one of the top workmen named Squadrod, attempted to keep everyone’s head level. He went straight to Twokei G and gave him a list of what he believed could close this gaping hole that was tearing the site apart.
This list included many things, the most important of which being “you should be recognizing your workers. I’ve been slaving here for two years and you have yet to recognize ANYONE for what they do for your shop”. So Squadrod suggested to him that they do an “Employee of the Month” every month for the workers to feel appreciated
These words fell on deaf ears, as Twokei didn’t anticipate the power of his workers banding together. Squadrod took note of this ignorance, and decided to give them one more chance…
Then the very next day, Twokei fired 5 of the 8 top workers at the shop, as he feared losing his position of power and iron fist rulings. These were close associates of Squadrod, and he took their firings as
The only thing is, Twokei underestimated the power of a few smart niggas with money. Squadrod told him months before the mass exodus that he should just LISTEN to his workers pleas, and recognize those who contribute the most; he didn’t listen nor care
Forward to months later, a shop named Twokei Yú was born, made with all of the top workers from Twokei Gee
In this shop, Squadrod made it his mission to specifically show members that they are noticed and that we care about their well being
This went over EXTREMELY well with the employees at Twokei Yu, and in turn made all the workers want to work harder for the incentives
Not even two weeks later, Twokei all of sudden remembers what Squadrod had told him months ago, and decides that HE wanted to COPY Squadrods idea, damn near fucking verbatim
So here we are. Rod is pissed off, not because of the action, but the principal.
And I have a perfect way to take care of that:
English Major Harold - you old, wordy, dusty dicked, haven’t seen pussy since the abolition of Jim Crow head ass, bald at age 17 head ass, know it all about everything EXCEPT women bum ass, non 2k playing ass “lemme continue to make gameday threads even tho it’s only me and nightbot here” necked ass - boy I always disliked yo smug ass holier than thou, can of baked beans shaped ass.
You act like you the smartest nigga on earth. How about go and read up on quantum theory to see why women zip their pussy up when you walk by
Transformer - you 6’5 for nothing long neck ass, dead football game site owning ass mf - nigga gets off at the thought of closing down a thread. You fucking bum I’m sick of going to Twokei to buy digital currency and seeing your big body skinny legged ass creaming at the chance to catch me lacking
Trala - you used to be the homie but I got some fye for that ass too. I’ll never respect a nigga kissing his boss’s ass for fear of being fired. All the police officers at Twokei need to grow some fucking balls instead of running over each other just to get a taste of Daddy Gee’s pit sweat
TwoKei - you already know it’s up and stuck I told your hard headed ignorant ass to listen months ago and support your members and what does he do?? Wait until ALL of the best workers at his shop quit until he starts shuffling some papers around. Nigga you make 25 a month use 5 of that to get a nigga some chips or somethin like damn yall niggas acting like THIS MAN over there Penny pinching and shit:
Now your shop over there looking like The Walking Dead. Bum
Just had to say all that first, in case another idea mysteriously pops up in their shop
Now for the REAL shit: The Rockstars
So the Rockstar Group is a collective of users that have recently transitioned to Twokei Yu, and have been extremely active since becoming a regular member here. We see and notice you out there, and hopefully you enjoy your new flair. This group will be interchanged every month and is not to be confused with the Invincible Award, which recognizes the best member of the month.
This award will be given to multiple users, and the first ones up are:
Thank you guys!!