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    TheKingCartii

    @TheKingCartii

    PS4 Ruby new kids on the block

    Upvote/Downvote Avenger

    2K, UFC, and Madden Player/Occasional Streamer.

    Most chill 16 year old you'll ever meet. Big ass anime nerd. High School hooper.

    Steph Curry Superstan.

    Rockstar Hall Of Famer.

    Rest In Peace, Fierce.

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    • Dear 2KUniverse: By TheKingCartii

      It's been one whole year since the site was launched, and what a year it was.

      It started with one man (known as @jdealla) and then grew to seven (Just checked). And now, it stands with over 150+ users.

      I joined on February 11, 2021. And what I witnessed since then was nothing short of amazing.

      From @Sssnaps going wild in the ruby rep race, to the @RodSquad beefs. From me and @BEASTMODER34 upvoting everything, to @Petravork being...well, Petravork lol.

      From @Thebay1 shitposting and @SG24's Giannis stanning and pics, to @OGxSuave telling people to always fight back. From the jdebuffa, @DC80 and @OGxSnowman giveaways, to me quickselling MJ (which shall not be mentioned beyond this point 👿).

      From @dznasty being one of the best users we've ever had, to @LuckyKid getting lucky with literally everything lol. From @508 getting banned and making his return like John Cena at the 08' Royal Rumble, to @errolzzz and @lolknicks carrying the Knicks fanbase like their lives depend on it. From @NotSmithboys1 giving us one of the best threads ever (face reveal thread), to @WhatsGoodTy's marriage announcement.

      Fro @11wakawaka's birthday celebration, to @HollygroveMikey's trolling and arguing with @pedronqneves. From @nddot being funny asf, to @DARTH going full blown detective. From @WillSterile being too sterile, to @YOSEMITE_HAM relentlessly defending the Nuggets from anyone who talks shit about them. From @Shinostique, @Rsande64, and @bru64 being the nicest users ever, to @Dasher, @DaNali, and @London bringing their talents to the U.

      From @Clarke_Griffin's hilarious thread commentary, to @Mkopli and @yeetboi21 being card creating gods. From Rod vs. Kobe...well, maybe not that. But anyways, from @jase, @ND13, and @Manulous being the most loyal Sixers fans ever, to @StoutBaker's #firebrooks campaign. From @QuantumKat being a genius, to @jase and @element being some of the realest guys ever. From @Boban towering over everyone, to @EarvGotti and @tsunamiwaves cooking everyone in every game they play. From @atgalex being the Ultimate Competitor, to @12th being the gatekeeper of the U.

      From @Ciaran_Marr being a 🐐, to @benand1, @Spicypee43, and @ImPartEvil being fucking amazing users. And from @JohnnyHimrod being a Luka/Mavs stan, to @Sp1ash being that guy, pal.

      From 2K21 to 2K22, From Madden to MLB, From beefs and bans to peacemaking, from shitting on 2KG to valiantly defending the U, and from Rockstar to Invincible, we've seen it all. And to that, I say this.

      Thank you, 2KUniverse. We all love you. 💜

      To the moon!

      (I apologize to everyone I didn't tag, I was just thinking of the guys I've interacted with the most 😅)

      Edit: @PaulieWalnuts AND @kmart, I am so sorry. How could I forget you guys? 😞

      posted in Members Only
      TheKingCartii
      TheKingCartii
    • Hey guys!👋

      I know that I've been pretty inactive the past few days/weeks, but I'm back now. Upvotes are gonna be coming in a bit slower until I get back to my laptop, so bear with me here lol.

      Also, just wanted to say that today is my birthday! 🎉🎉🎉

      Hope everyone is having a good day. 🙂

      posted in Random
      TheKingCartii
      TheKingCartii
    • Favorite 2KUsers?

      Alright, in the VORK thread (RIP Vork, for now), The convo shifted from VORK to the nice members. This jumpstarted an idea in my head: Who are my favorite 2KU members?

      So without further delay...

      @Boban: Just an all around chill guy. I don't think I've seen him go at it with another user once. He's also 7'4" (jk). Do you really think I was gonna leave him off the list and risk getting grabbed by my head effortlessly?

      @jdealla: The God himself. Put this whole thing together, obviously he's gonna be on my favorites list. Is also a bodybuilder on the side and will launch you into the sun with one touch lmao.

      @RodSquad: Arguably one of the funniest dudes on the site. He can bring a dead thread to life in seconds. Can (and usually will) get on your ass in a heartbeat, just like OGxSuave. Never try to beef with him, because you won't win.

      @11wakawaka: One of the OG's. First person I had a convo with on a 2K forum, so he's obviously on here.

      @Sssnaps: When he's chill, he's fun to talk to. When he's goes eccentric, ngl it becomes less tolerable, but he's still pretty fun to talk to. Still hilarious either way

      @QuantumKat: Chill guy, super fun to talk to. No more needs to be said. Well, besides the fact that he single-handedly created the Quantum set in 2K.

      @Rsande64: If you don't think he is the nicest member on the site, you must've been living under a rock. NICEST. GUY. ON. THE. SITE. Can also send you into orbit with one push.

      @Mkopli: Does not miss with his created cards. They are on the money every single time.

      @Shinostique: Another one of the funniest guys on the site. Super chill, easily one of the nicest people here.

      @OGxSuave: I gave him the nickname "Flamethrower" for a reason. One wrong word and he will light you the fuck up lmao.

      @DORTtheFORT: You know I couldn't leave the FORT off this list. One of the more mature members of the Under 18 club.

      @StoutBaker: Before he went on hiatus, the #firebrooks campaign was going strong. And it was pretty hilarious. Hope he comes back soon.

      @adobo: Adobo chicken himself 😂. Just joking, Really chill guy, nice to talk to.

      @errolzzz: This man right here? In the running for funniest guy on the site. Great at making captivating threads (and thread titles).

      @nddot: Those thecoli faces get me all the time. Another chill guy that I've never seen get into it with anyone. Well, maybe he did, but I don't remember it, so...yeah lmao.

      @SG24: Probably the most chill mod, imo. He comes into a thread, lurks a bit, upvotes a few posts, might say a little sentence, and then he'll dip. In that order lmaooooo.

      @Lavish-Speck: Another guy who went on hiatus. His thread commentary was hilarious. I miss getting on and seeing him say something, at least.

      @EarvGotti: One of the 2 (maybe 3, counting @jdealla) guys I'd rather not see in 2K. EVER. Beast on the sticks. Would probably make me rage quit in about 2 minutes 😂

      @tsunamiwaves: The other guy I'd rather not ever see in 2K. Him and Earv would whoop me by about 40 lmao.

      @LuckyKid: One of the chillest of the chill. Easy to talk to, fun loving guy. Arguably the 2nd nicest guy on the site.

      @Ciaran_Marr: Locker code master, probably the 3rd nicest guy on the site. He also enjoys hanging with his friends, so there's that lol.

      @ItsMeCaiden: Its Him, Caiden. Lol. Metcalf Stan is a chill guy. When he does decide to talk (lol), he's nice to talk to because he always has something interesting to say.

      @BEASTMODER34: You already know I had to add a fellow Upvote Avenger to this list. How could I not? I got 26,195 2KUMT, and I guarantee at least almost half of them came from him.

      @yeetboi21: Doesn't talk much nowadays, but his cards are CLEAN ASF. Besides that, he's a pretty chill guy.

      @jase: He used to be shoeless, but he has since found them lol. MyTeam knowledge is almost unparalleled (jdebuffa, Dashiki QK, arcas, and some others that I can't really think of are up there with him) and I am 1000% certain that he has some kind of sixth sense that feeds him MyTeam information. I don't really know at this point. Still want to know where and how he found his shoes.

      @Manulous: Embiid Stan/Bold Housewife of Matisse. I get a lot of thread inspiration from him (prime example: his Blind Fanboyism Thread, and my Blind Haterism Thread).

      @12th: The 12thFloor has been moved from the honorable mentions. Is normally chill and pretty hilarious, but if you piss him off, it's a wrap. Say goodnight, buddy.

      Honorable Mentions:

      • @harpyeagle72 (Gets super spammy in dm's, but he's still pretty hilarious)

      • @atgalex (Never knew what atg actually stands for, but his MyTeam knowledge is excellent)

      • @YOSEMITE_HAM (Jokic/Murray/MPJ Stan, NJJ (Nikola Jokic Jr.), JMJ (Jamal Murray Jr.), MPIII (Michael Porter III) lol 🤣. Dude will quite literally go to war for the Nuggets 😂)

      • @Kobe6Rings (Easily a thread master, cuz this man got a thread to like 2k+ posts.)

      • @KingTy (Has one of my favorite pfps on the site, second only to my own.)

      • @element (Lil Ment', courtesy of Suave lol, excellent 2K knowledge, Paul Pierce Stan.)

      • @OGxSnowman (Let's hope he never melts, because we need him to keep it up with the MLB/2K giveaways)

      • @Clarke_Griffin (Cyberpunk Horse has some of the most hilarious commentary I've ever seen lol.)

      • @CrackaByDaGram (I will never be able to take him seriously as long as he has that pfp lol, but that aside, dude is hilarious.)

      • @TheGodfather (The GODFATHER himself. He doesn't talk as much as I thought he would, but when he does talk, it's a sight to behold. One of the only dudes that I know that talks almost exclusively in gifs.)

      • @HollygroveMikey (Beware when he goes full troll, because it is NOT a pretty sight to behold. For reference, look in the VORK thread.)

      • @ND13 (As with atgalex, I still have no clue what the ND is for. Or the 13, for that matter lol.)

      • @Thebay1 (Also has one of my favorite pfps, is one of the most chill guys on the site.)

      Edit: two more were brought to my attention that I almost forgot.

      • @holygrail22 (Takes the tough love approach when it comes to MyTeam advice, but it's pretty helpful.)

      • @Kaubel (I'd say he has the coolest pfp, but I'd get a bit of backlash, so I won't say that, but I will say that he has one of the coolest pfps.)

      2nd Edit: Damn it.

      • @cannabiscorpse (He smokes, and he's deceased. Do I need to continue further?)

      • @CantGetRight (Apparently, he actually CAN get right, at least in 2K.)

      • @kmart (His name is the nickname of one of the OG players I had in MyTeam, K-Mart, so he's gets a favorite just for that. Well, that along with his thread commentary lol.)

      • @DocSmith (We have to help him get more rep.)

      3rd Edit: Damn it. Again.

      • @DC80 (DC is a goat. He single-handedly carries the Detroit fans on the site on his fucking back. Enough said, end of the discussion.)

      • @DARTH (Everytime I watch Regular Show and see Rigby, DARTH's profile picture immediately appears in my mind lmaoooo. Dude is genuinely hilarious, and he gets my vote for one of my favorite 2KUsers.)

      • @JohnnyHimrod (I gotta start watching the streams, because I am absolutely positive that I'm missing out on a lot of good shit.)

      I know it's a long ass list, I'm sorry lol.

      posted in Members Only
      TheKingCartii
      TheKingCartii
    • I'm Baaaaaaaack...

      @Rsande64, I have done what I thought was unthinkable.

      I have made life bend to my will.

      I honestly thought I would've been gone longer, but nope. I kicked life's ass, rode back to SC for a few weeks (I'm still here), made some cards, played some KOF XIII and NBA 2K12, and here we are.

      Basically, what I'm saying is this:

      The King...is back.

      posted in Members Only
      TheKingCartii
      TheKingCartii
    • My time has (almost) come...

      Well...This wasn't how I wanted to go out...but so be it.

      I get out of school next week (the 25th), so that means I won't be as active on 2KU over the summer. Now, that doesn't mean I'm gonna NOT get on the site at all, it just means I won't be speaking as much as I have been.

      I'm gonna take some time away from 2KU to get my life figured out (school work/grades, basketball ambitions, home life, etc.), and then I'll come back and jump right into 2K talk with you guys. I'll still lurk every now and then, and I might post a reply or two, but I won't be super active like I have been in recent weeks.

      With that said, starting probably today or tomorrow (most likely the latter), I'm not going to be posting anything.

      So. Here we are, at the end of this post. Don't really know what else to say, except...

      For The U. Thank you. Until I return. 🖖

      I'll leave you all with a quote.

      "If you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello." - Paulo Coelho

      posted in Members Only
      TheKingCartii
      TheKingCartii
    • Life is messed up, man...

      Fucking hell, man...

      I just found out my guy Fierce commited suicide like a week ago...

      I was literally just talking to him before we went on break, and now he's just gone?

      Shit got me fucked all the way up...

      I apologize for making this thread instead of posting it somewhere else, but I had to vent this out since I just found out about it.

      Man, fuck 2021.

      Edit: Dropping this here outta respect for my guy.

      Funeral Expenses for Fierce (Chu Chu), organized by Gastrut Im

      Funeral Expenses for Fierce (Chu Chu), organized by Gastrut Im

      Posting on behalf of Gigi Im (Chu Chu's mom) Fierce, also known as, Chu Chu,… Gastrut Im needs your support for Funeral Expenses for Fierce (Chu Chu)

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      TheKingCartii
    • The Story Of TheKingCartii

      Spurred on by a question I remember @RodSquad asking me, I figured I'd give you all a little insight, or a bit of a deep dive, into the life of the guy who, for a time, was revered as an upvote machine, and is now trying to regain his form. So settle in, cuz this might take a while.

      (For security reasons, I will refer to myself as Cartii and will not name any other names in this story)


      The Beginning

      Cartii was born in January of 2006, to Mama and Papa Cartii. He was born in the Lexington Medical Center in Lexington, SC. He spent the first 11/12 years of his life in SC. Cartii was never a loud kid, as he was often referred to as the calmest of his 3 siblings (on his mother's side). He was born a month late, by the way. During his early aging years, Cartii became more energetic and loved hanging out with his family and friends. He was particularly close with his older sister and two of his cousins (due to them being born around the same time, 1998-2006). The four of them, whenever they were together, were almost inseparable, and spent many hours playing games on their devices together. Growing up, Cartii realized he had a love for video games and basketball, and spent a lot of time playing both. As Cartii got older and began kindergarten, he would try to bring that infectious energy along with him to school, and for the most part, his energy was a driving force in him becoming one of the four class leaders, so it worked. He was not without issue, however, as he was the biggest troublemaker of the leaders. Not by a lot, just a little.

      The only time Cartii got in major trouble in kindergarten was when he poked holes in the seat on the bus (yes, this really happened), and was subsequently suspended for a few days (can't remember how long, but it was about a week, I think). After this incident, the rest of the year went by without much of a hitch. Cartii was often referred to as a brilliant young man, who managed to finish his work faster than a lot of kids in his classes, and almost always had his nose in a book. This helped him cruise up until 4th grade, where he was introduced to math that was a bit more advanced. During this time, Cartii struggled mightily with harder math problems, to the point where he struggled (and eventually, didn't make it) past his 2's on the time table. But he persevered, and made it through the year.


      Intermediate/Middle School: The beginning of a downward spiral

      Upon entering 5th grade, Cartii found himself in good spirits. Several different events, however, dampened his mood as the year went on, including his best friend having his class switched, and dealing with the weight of being the "most popular" boy in the class. While not completely socially anxious, he had his moments, which made it hard for him to be as talkative as he wanted to be. Soon, however, he was relieved of this issue when two students from 2 other classes were switched to his class, thus dropping him down to 3rd "most popular". By the end of the year, he relished at the fact that he would be back at this school next year...until the hammer was dropped on him by Mama Cartii that he would be changing schools. This distressed Cartii, and it is at this point in the story where he begins to experience some mood and attitude changes.

      On his first day at the new school, he remained mostly quiet, only talking when necessary. It was also on this day that he met a girl that I'll call...Fanta. Fanta was (well, is) a year older than Cartii, but quickly took a liking to him. They began talking, and as they talked, Cartii didn't realize he was slowly being led to a bad ending. Time passed, the two of them became a couple and broke up, becoming an on/off couple, and Cartii was in the midst of making friends. LOTS of friends. The school was K-8, so he was befriending 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th graders. His younger brother made it hard to truly enjoy school, as he was often embroiled in some sort of trouble. Cartii himself was also subject to trouble, as he was deep in the wrong neck of the woods with his classes and grades. He had began slacking off, playing games on his laptop when he should've been doing work, and on top of that, some of Fanta's traits were beginning to wear off on him. He began going through a depressed phase, going through multiple slumps where it seemed nothing could cheer him up. He managed to pull through yet again, and ended the year on honor roll.

      7th grade is where this story begins to reach its peak. As the year went on, Cartii experienced love, pain, anger, regret, sorrow, any and every thing you can imagine. He made friends, lost friends, reconciled with friends, and ultimately, managed to keep these relationships intact. Around January/February, Cartii began to notice red flags in Fanta that he missed before, but didn't think too much of it until he managed to survive a suicide attempt. One night before school when preparing for bed, Cartii had taken around 5/6 Benadryl pills in an attempt to end his life early, but he found he was unsuccessful when he awoke the next morning. He took one more Benadryl in the morning, bringing the total to possibly 7, but this did nothing as he ended up making it through that day. Then, some time later, one day Fanta asks Cartii to send her an inappropriate picture. Only issue? Cartii didn't have a phone, and his (school) laptop was the only thing he had. He also had the burden of if he didn't send it, Fanta threatened to self-harm herself...again. This had become an issue for Cartii, especially when Fanta cut herself while they were on the bus ride home one day. Feeling the weight of the situation, Cartii caved in, took the picture (clothed), and went on with his day. He didn't realize the seriousness of the situation until the next day.

      That day, he was told by his teacher that he was to report to the ISS room, an area he had been in before. While there, he contemplated what had happened, somehow forgetting the events from the previous day. He was then called to the counselor's office, where they had a lengthy discussion, before he took a mental test. He had an alarmingly high score, and thus was immediately transported to the hospital, where he was placed in the physic ward for 3 days. Once released, his family, now gravely concerned for him, tried their best not to stress him out. It worked, but for a limited time, as he soon began feeling stressed again. Some days later, he went to a hearing, where he was expelled from the school system for the remainder of the year. He was then moved to Georgia to live with his aunt, where he resides currently. He finished 7th grade in GA, and made it through most of 8th grade up until March, when everything took a turn for the worse with COVID cases surging in numbers. He did eventually finish 8th grade, albeit virtually.


      High School: The present time and rebuilding

      Due to COVID, Cartii spent all of 9th grade virtual, only reporting to school for testing and to receive his laptop. Around this time, or really, around mid-8th grade year, Cartii began making poor decisions that, over time, upset his family. The continued poor decision making led to him taking a trip back to SC for the summer to re-evaluate himself and get his life back on track.

      It was also around this time where he discovered 2KG while looking at 2K related content. Cartii's first post on the site would be hailed by @11wakawaka as the "greatest first post in 2KG history". It was also there where he would meet fellow OG U-18's @Sssnaps, @yeetboi21, and @NotSmithboys1. The group would make small waves on the site as the rabid John Wall fans. Then, around February, Sssnaps would introduce the group to a new site by the name of 2KUniverse (2KU), where each of them would become stalwarts for the young guns on the site, along with @errolzzz and a bit later on, @DC80. He quickly carved out a reputation as a top upvoter on the site (along with @BEASTMODER34 and a few others that I won't tag because I don't want there to be more than there already are), before taking a hiatus in June/July to figure out what he wanted to do in his life. But anyways, back to the IRL aspect of this story.

      Cartii struggled to stay focused during 9th grade, often spending time surfing the web instead of paying attention. But he did what he always did, and pulled off another miracle by making honor roll for the first semester, and getting at least a passing grade in every class for the second. The behavior issues were still there however, and he took the aforementioned summer trip to South Carolina. When he returned, he returned with revitalized energy, mainly due to the fact that he would be returning to face-to-face classes.

      As 10th grade began, Cartii felt slight anxiety that he wouldn't know anyone, but this soon proved to be unnecessary, as he began making friends at a rapid pace. He steamrolled through the first semester, making the honor roll yet again (unbeknownst to him, as he thought he had failed some classes lmao 💀), and now having a core friend group set for himself. By the end of the semester, he was feeling great, but had taken a slight hiatus from 2KU. He decided to return in style, returning on his 16th birthday. Fast forward to present time, and he's having some of the best (albeit sometimes stressful) days of his life. And while some days are stressful, Cartii takes the hits and keeps moving forward. He's got more than enough to show for the progress he's made.


      Jeez...put my hands and fingers through the wringer just now. But I feel like it was worth it since I got my message across.

      If you read through this thread, please post a reply so I can give you your upvote (or flowers...yeah, flowers). You deserve it for reading through basically my life story.

      P.S., I doubt this has seriously crossed anyone's mind, so you don't HAVE to read this part, but just thought I'd mention it. Me and Hey (the crush from a few months back) had a talk and decided to just be friends. Are there still lingering feelings?...Yes. Am I giving in to those feelings?...No. I've since met a new person (girl) that I'll call...Adri. And ngl, she might feel the same way about me that I feel about her, cuz we're always shooting long (really long, sometimes) glances at one another, and she thinks I'm hilarious because she literally laughs at almost anything I do. My best friend (who I'll tag for really no reason because he can't see it since he forgot his password 😂) @SSJB_ZO is pushing me to go for it, so I am.

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      TheKingCartii
    • Can we all agree on something, here?

      This dude Ja Morant is a fucking problem. He's been going OFF lately.

      In his last five games:
      26 PTS, 5 REB, 6 AST, 2 STL, 2 BLK (CLE)
      36 PTS, 6 REB, 8 AST (BKN)
      30 PTS, 6 REB, 8 AST (SAS)
      41 PTS, 10 REB, 2 AST, 2 STL, 2 BLK (LAL)
      33 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST, 2 STL (PHX)

      25+ points in five straight games? Reminds me of a certain PG from the Bay who did it for 11 games... 😏

      He's torching people left and right, his team has won six straight, and I think he has a spot in the All-Star game locked up. All he has to do is put that jersey on lol.

      And what's even scarier is that this dude is only 22 years old, so he has a LOTTTT of career left to go. He's only gonna get better, and that has to be something that other teams/fanbases are worried about. This guy is a problem. A serious problem.

      ja morant

      What do you guys think? Is my assessment right or wrong here?

      posted in NBA
      TheKingCartii
      TheKingCartii
    • RE: Face reveal thread.

      I figured I might as well drop this off for y'all.

      IMG_20210611_141616.jpg

      Yes, I am playing on XB360 right now. Sue me lol

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      TheKingCartii
    • TheKingCartii's School Stories: Vol. 1

      The most random thread I've made, but I'm giving it a go lol.

      This is the first of what I'm expecting to only go up to maybe, like, 3-5 volumes. I'll do these each time something goes down at school (usually during lunch or after school) and I want to tell you guys about it. These will be made throughout the school year. It'll be somewhat similar to the Ruby Report(s) that OG @11wakawaka used to do.

      Today's headlines:

      Teens Don't Care About COVID, They Just Want To Run A Fade.

      So, as I said in the "Where did you grow up" thread, there had already been one COVID case and one fight.

      Now, there's been two MORE fights. And we've only been in school for 2 weeks and 2 days.

      I didn't witness any of these fights firsthand, I'm going based off of what I heard. And here's what I heard: So fight number one occurred during the first week, between two (what I assume) upperclassmen. Apparently, there had been some shit talking (as is the case with all of these fights), and someone had enough and just started throwing hands. I heard it, but I didn't see what happened, and I didn't know what happened...until I saw a fucking ambulance. Like damn, it was that bad? Shit.

      Fights number 2 and 3 occurred during the past 3 school days (I believe both happened yesterday). #2 was between two dudes in the gym, #3 was between two girls on the bus. Details on #2 have yet to be release, although there had talks of one guy almost getting thrown over the railing that goes down to the basketball court. #3, on the other hand, has been talked about non-stop. Apparently, some girls were once again talking shit, and one had enough, and snapped. But here's the thing: These girls fought not once, but twice. The first fight was at their bus stop, and the rematch was on the bus. One of the girls reportedly lost both fights. The school caught wind of it, because they were sure enough telling us during the afternoon announcements: "Please keep your hands to yourself." I don't know why this was said, since they know fully well that these people not finna listen. A third fight between the two has yet to be announced or seen.

      TheKingCartii Pressured By Friends To Talk To Attractive Female.

      "Alright, let's go. Square up right now"...is what I wanted to say to my main friend group these past two weeks. But they're my friends, I'm not doing that lol. Anyways, (this is taking a personal turn) these buffoons, these ruffians, these hooligans, these absolute madmen want me to talk to a female who is so uber-aggressively fine that anytime I'm near her, I get jelly legs. Here's the thing: I vehemently deny having a crush on her (because I don't, to an extent), but she is still able to make me look like an idiot. Here's another thing: This delightfully beautiful specimen is constantly looking or staring at me during class and lunch. Like, long, 3-5 second stares, that I often (accidently) return. If she's looking at me and I look at her, or vice versa, it becomes awkward when one of us (usually me) has to break eye contact. Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but my friends think I have the so called "green light". They think I should talk to her. They give me their trays to go throw away in the trash can closest to her, they try to get me to walk next to her after lunch, they tell me to "mAkE a MoVe" in 1st period, the whole nine yards. And to that, I say:

      I'll be ready, when I'm fucking ready.

      And that's all for today's headlines, thank you for reading "TheKingCartii's School Stories: Vol. 1"

      Stay tuned for Volume 2. 👀

      (Headline #2 sounds like something Josher would've wrote about 😂. This was an "unintentional" shot at him lol.)

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    • RE: NBA 2K22 Megathread

      @element said in NBA 2K22 Megathread:

      @xzclaimer no. The Steph (I assume Invincible?) that went for 100k probably got 1 bid before it disappeared

      *hero.

      are they not essentially the same thing?

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    • RE: NBA 2K22 Megathread

      F6AF46A3-DEFF-4E3D-87B3-2D5A1B01A996.jpeg

      HOLY. SHIT.

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    • RE: Random 2KU Giveaway

      firehouse subs
      stephen curry
      kinda hard to pick, but i’d say when i was named a rockstar.

      edit: not sure if this is a 2ku moment, but me pulling hero steph curry yesterday was the best shit to happen for me all year.

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    • RE: NBA 2K22 Megathread

      so i switched almost my entire lineup for clutch time thinking i wasn’t gonna run into a god squad.

      ran into 3 99s, a 97, and a 98

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    • RE: Lineup Updates- May 🌸

      @errolzzz i looked up okoro on the ah and didn’t see anything. maybe i fucked something up

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    • RE: Lineup Updates- May 🌸

      @errolzzz said in Lineup Updates- May 🌸:

      @thekingcartii sell Pete sell yi sel rodman sell Jason

      i was gonna sell yi up until the game i just played. that big mf greened the game winning three over a defender in tt.

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    • RE: NBA 2K22 Megathread

      @element said in NBA 2K22 Megathread:

      @thekingcartii said in NBA 2K22 Megathread:

      paolo

      who

      using free agent paolo to get rid of him lol

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    • RE: NBA 2K22 Megathread

      just matched up against someone running giannis kobe and mj. managed to hold my own with curry/yi/paolo but still came up short.

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    • RE: Lineup Updates- May 🌸

      @errolzzz hell nah lmao

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    • RE: NBA 2K22 Megathread

      @jdealla i was just gonna give it to @Sssnaps lol but that works too

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