She said yes fellas

I had an accident on the highway the other day and the only reason I’m still here cause no cars were directly in front of me, behind me, or on the side of me. Shit make you realize shit could really end whenever ya know? So, appreciate everything while you here real shit.

That’s all I wanted to say and if anyone going through some shit keep ya head up.

Jim Jones, Ron Browz - Pop Champagne ft. Juelz Santana (Explicit) (Official Video)

Upvotes for everybody

I’m 26 can I get exactly 26 upvotes

When I was 18-21 I worked at family dollar

I became an assistant manager not too long after being there, and boy oh boy my mistake.

The first story I present y’all is how I thought I was gonna have put HANDS on this female.

So, it’s weird telling people older than you what to do ya know? Anyway, I worked with this older black lady she kinda look like

And she would flirt with me or whatever and I would kinda brush it off to the side. Like ya know he he ha ha you’re crazy whatever.

Till she started getting to touchy-feely… well, one day we were at the register, and she decided she wanted to smack my ass

I said man don’t smack my ass fuck with you??? She go “SEE TY I KNEW YOU WAS GAY”

I lost it at that point forgot people was in the store and everything. I said you fat pork chop shaped bitch fuck is wrong with you?!! I’ll snatch that wig off your mothafuckin scalp.

We had to be separated and we couldn’t be in the building at the same time. She ended up leaving after that and I ain’t give two fucks. How you mad cause a handsome young nigga like me don’t wanna fuck your big stankin ass???

This is just part one and this is the lightest it gets.

COME BACK SOON FOR MORE

( post style inspired by @RodSquad )

Some of y’all might remember my great debates, and those were cool. However, instead of a debate let’s have a deep discussion (if you feel comfortable join in if not it’s fine).

Let’s talk mental health! How everyone doing ? Any demons that you’ve fought off or maybe some demons creeping back in? I think mental Health is important, because a lot of people keep shit bottled up. I don’t know about y’all, but at least where I’m from telling someone you’re “sad” or “depressed” is just gonna get you clowned on. This is a safe space feel free to share or not.

Let’s talk

If you don’t know me I breakdown playbooks, and I do a series on the forum called the great debate.

https://youtube.com/channel/UCB48yS8owAKE2Lc7yukeWow

Still cooking but here is some stuff

@Canuck23 i been waiting for someone to fuck up. Ain’t no white boys on here saying nigga. All the white boys on here cool as fuck they real niggas unlike you. Bitch ass nigga trying to fuck with the U. I should drop some bars on ya wack ass Canuck more like a cuck nigga letting other people fuck ya bitch!

@508 said in Ain’t no better feeling in this world than a FRESH haircut:

Every Monday morning I shave my head and line up my beard and feel like a million bucks. I do miss my bald fades tho and nobody lines up a beard like a barber, it's just different

That bald look gotta hit different in the summer. Skin glowing head glowing beard flowing

@yosemite_ham said in Ain’t no better feeling in this world than a FRESH haircut:

I'm more keen to a good nut but a cut is cool too

A good nut can lead to post nut depression. I ain’t never depressed after I get a fresh cut though

Get a haircut and all the milfs looking at you “ you’re old enough to be my grandson ” I guess ma’am but I can fuck you like I’m fresh off a 30 year bid

YA FEEL ME

@petravork said in Ain’t no better feeling in this world than a FRESH haircut:

Huge greasy built up fart I feel is equal to a fresh cut

Gotta spread them cheeks for maximum relief

No DEBATE! We get a fresh cut and we are INSTANTLY GQ MAN OF THE YEAR.

Does anyone disagree?

I’m moving to Xbox for 23 y’all gonna fuck with me 🧐

Do shit on time do shit late and get hit with the gg thanks for playing.

I'm getting better. I had some self-discovery that put me in a better place.

I pray that each and everyone y’all just remember about the ones in your life that really fuck with you. I’m going through a lot dealing with my own personal demons, and my dad is dealing with cancer and they put a time on him, but I don’t let them play god. I have a lot of people that really do look out for me, and I just have to do better as a person cause I am not happy.

I just pray that everyone gets whatever they’re missing.

Love y’all

Long live the U

I’m having the worst day of my life right now. Can’t be mad at no one but myself.

I might go AFK for a bit